They are hunting an NPC bounty. Two turrets stop working at a bad moment for no apparent reason. They get pummelled and flee for repairs.
Freeman is trying to get them somewhere but 'You wouldn't believe the jank'. They say they would.
One of them has mystery crime stat so can't dock to repair. (Remag flies off his feet checking mobiglass as he has to leave the emote stance which stops him falling over). Seems it might have been Freeman clipping a floating turret as he flew in.
Tommy gets injured taking over pilot seat.
Remag wants them to hover first to avoid a bug. 'It's all about avoiding the bugs'
Jonny is stuck in his seat apparently. One turret still knackered despite the repair.
Freeman hasn't managed to clear crimestat but has spawned a hoverbike and plans to drive out of ship near a station. Only it gets stuck in the floor.
He finally arrives in another vehicle. The turret is still bust.
Jonny is still stuck in his chair. They shoot him, he flies out but returns to chair, so he's now stuck in chair incapacitated. They heal him but now he seems to be immune to bullets? They decide to overdose him...
'It's like an escape room, but the world's worst one'. They're all just punching Johnny now.
They accidentally judo incapacitate Tommy. Jonny has a level 3 chest issue so now needs med bed. They accidentally kill Remag with a mix of takedown move and Jack kerbstomping him. Although he says he didn't see anything his end. Clips suggests he stands on his foot etc.
Sparks fly as they smack Remag's body around. It ends up in Johnny's lap. The body flies out of the ship as they wang it around. Tommy kills LvlCap with the same stamp.
Jonny tried to respawn and that starts the ship self destruct somehow? He tries it several times. (Is this the whole 'player becomes the ship' thing? Even though he's not the pilot?). He alt F4s at Tom's suggestion.
Tommy is struggling to dock to station. ['Why is this so complicated?' asks Jack]. Jonny is an expert, having failed to do it for 45 minutes (ship to ship docking?). But unfortunately he's dead.
'All I can hear is someone really weird choral singing. Is that normal?' [Docking sound seems to be bugged]
LevelCap tries to thread merlin through a gap in the hammerhead and blows them all up
Tommy is trapped in the hospital due to elevator. He's in Orison due to Invictus. His inventory is not working.
(They joke about too many streamers promoting SC and breaking it with players. Joke about being paid etc)
Finally getting around to doing the missions to get to Idris mission. Maybe... Tommy still has to get off Orison...
LevelCap was getting armoured up, got into lift, and all his armour fell off as boxes.
They finally get moving in their various ships. LevelCap gets the MFD issue where he tries to select the menu button and he slowly exits his ship mid quantum...
Tommy can't see LevelCap's icon on the star map so struggling to rescue him. Party wangling fixes it.
Lol. Tommy realises he's flying naked because of the inventory bug, so doesn't know if he'll survive opening the canopy to let LevelCap in. In the end he's fine, with no issues at all. Although he is apparently clipped through his seat.
Jonny still hasn't caught up with them. Now he's crashed to desktop. He's done. Can't do that journey for a 5th time.
No traces of human life, mined some rocks, got lost, one hour finding the way back.
Worth it.
