101 Reasons Imperialism is the way to go...
- Thread starter psykokow
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illu Minti
Deadly, But very fluffy...
and this is a Fed who wears dresses and calls himself Susan!
..........Remember what i did to you last time in the Thargoid thread? that Irn Brew vat will be nothing compared to the Imperial tickle torture kit i will use!
I read the title and dreaded opening up the thread, thinking that your post would be extra long. Am so pleased to see that you condensed it down so effectively
I have a couple of reasons -
1) They have the ship with the specifications that you require for a specific task.
2) You have found a great trade run.
3) You find your first pirate base that you are invited to enter.
Admittedly these reasons could apply to any side which is what is going to make it great. You might not choose the side to be on but the situation you find yourself will determine where you end up.
Hmm I think I can think of a few....
1: As an Imperial subject you get to impose clothing restrictions on all prisoners and slaves, the onesie.
2: Torture of deviant onesie wearers is a right, not a privilege.
3: Pirate what pirate.. oh, you mean that expanding cloud of debris? Imperial Law, shoot first deny everything later.
4: If at first you don't succeed, wait a bit and then invade.
5: Imperial beer tastes better.
Thank goodness I'm going alliance.
1: As an Imperial subject you get to impose clothing restrictions on all prisoners and slaves, the onesie.
2: Torture of deviant onesie wearers is a right, not a privilege.
3: Pirate what pirate.. oh, you mean that expanding cloud of debris? Imperial Law, shoot first deny everything later.
4: If at first you don't succeed, wait a bit and then invade.
5: Imperial beer tastes better.
Thank goodness I'm going alliance.
LOL!
Awww... surely you have enough time on your hands to think of a reason. Just 1 will do! If not, just make it up like the rest of the Empire does.
You said it Jeff. No compliance - to anything!
Just a rabble of weird societies trying to band together and yet unable to make even the most basic decisions or decrees. The Alliance is a pirate haven and hosts the worst scum in the galaxy - including the notorious gangster rappers and penal poets.
However, Alliance space does provide excellent trading opportunities, whether it's goods or 'services'. It's also the perfect place to conduct hotter cold war engagements. An assassination in Alliance space doesn't even make it to the main news networks!
I'm all for Alliance space; it's better these worlds are slightly developed before joining the Empire.
@ Penthux. The only thing made up here is psykokow. The image of him in stockings and suspenders with red nail varnish is used in Imperial Recruitment Temples to illustrate the corruption of corporate government.
Here's a starter for 10...
1. Zero unemployment
2. Aesthetics
3. Better dress sense
4. Cooler ships
5. More interesting planet names
6. Less advertising
7. Fewer irritating ethical scruples
8. Freedom of trade
9. No committees
10. We kicked the Federations ass in every major military engagement
Cheers,
Drew.
1. Zero unemployment
2. Aesthetics
3. Better dress sense
4. Cooler ships
5. More interesting planet names
6. Less advertising
7. Fewer irritating ethical scruples
8. Freedom of trade
9. No committees
10. We kicked the Federations ass in every major military engagement
Cheers,
Drew.
There are some decent pubs called 'The Imperial'. None called 'The Federation' that I know of.
I have noted that no Imperials have yet to say
'Because its morally correct' nor 'because it is cool'
henceforth I hereby give notice to all involved that the Imperials should now be referred to forthwith and forever forward thusly as
'poopy heads'
with their camp accents and glam rock clothing... GLAM ROCK IS OVER!! Get a pair of jeans for Space's sake..
Seriously the lot of you look like groupies from a early Kiss tour...
'Because its morally correct' nor 'because it is cool'
henceforth I hereby give notice to all involved that the Imperials should now be referred to forthwith and forever forward thusly as
'poopy heads'
with their camp accents and glam rock clothing... GLAM ROCK IS OVER!! Get a pair of jeans for Space's sake..
Seriously the lot of you look like groupies from a early Kiss tour...
What's your point?
You've started it now Drew!
11. Sexy ships
12. Superior weaponry
13. Amphitheatres for criminal justice
14. Softer toilet paper
15. Better education (suited to status)
16. Sensible haircuts
17. No queuing (slaves do it)
18. Lack of genetic anomalies
19. Coherent tax return forms
20. No chain restaurants.
No surprises there then. Here's a translation into truth for all you folks who are confuzzled.
1. We like the Empire
2. We make up reasons for liking the Empire
3. We have sexy ships
4. We have cool ships
5. We have better guns
6. We have bigger guns
7. We have awesome guns
8. We like the Empire
9. We love the Empire
10. We can repeat our reasons many times and make them seem different each time
1. We like the Empire
2. We make up reasons for liking the Empire
3. We have sexy ships
4. We have cool ships
5. We have better guns
6. We have bigger guns
7. We have awesome guns
8. We like the Empire
9. We love the Empire
10. We can repeat our reasons many times and make them seem different each time
Hmm I think I can think of a few....
1: As an Imperial subject you get to impose clothing restrictions on all prisoners and slaves, the onesie.
2: Torture of deviant onesie wearers is a right, not a privilege.
3: Pirate what pirate.. oh, you mean that expanding cloud of debris? Imperial Law, shoot first deny everything later.
4: If at first you don't succeed, wait a bit and then invade.
5: Imperial beer tastes better.
Thank goodness I'm going alliance.
Hahahahaha nice one
Typical. A Fed joins the listings and can't even use the correct numbers in the sequence. Says everything about the corporate education system you guys suffer under.
You seem to be fixated with sex and guns, Penthux. Is that really all you can see?
Are you starting to love the Empire too; secretly?