A message to Hutton Orbital.

Next time you send out a request for fruit and veg may I suggest you go and get it yourselves?

The journey of 0.22LY from the main star just makes this a long old journey that by the time I got there I ate half the bananas and now my cockpit is inundated with floating oranges and cabbage. Not to mention the sheer boredom which was promised to be broken when I received threats from two pirates in Eagles, neither of which could ever catch me up now unless I slow down for them.

You could at least meet me halfway but oh no I have to land at your god forsake outpost in the middle of no where to deliver this blasted fruit and veg to a mr Nobody from I don't care.

Tenshi signing off.

PS Hope you all get scurvy from lack of vitamin C.
 
We, of the Hutton Orbital Truckers wish to apologise for the inconvenience, but it seems that we really did need those bananas. could you get us some more please.

His Furryness, Alvin would be most appreciative.

Many Thanks
Geoffrey Ramsbottom III
 
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