No, boyo, I was merely trying on your passionate purple prose to point out that you are offensive. There was no logic in your kiss up rant, and much that I doubt you would have been willing to say about other people if there were any chance they could physically express their displeasure upon you.
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False Dilemma, it is a tactic used by people such as yourself to try to force a debate or decision into a set of 2 choices when there are more than two choices to be had. In your case, the rather simplistic set of, My way or the wrong way.
I could have listed the other fallacies you indulged in, but I would hope that you can learn from the website on your own.
As far as your Ad Hominem attack, I have to admit that it is a better retort than most I have seen on the forums, but, really, admitting your ignorance and then accusing me of senselessness? Ah, well, at least you tried.