Greetings, Commanders.
Everyone's favourite trouble is back once again.
I bring you another transcript from a press conference held aboard my flagship, MSV McCoy's Pleasure, at approximately 06:00AM Galactic Time, this time in the T Tauri system.
I'm again posting it here for wider awareness, since this is all short notice much like the last time. Special thanks to GalNet for actually showing up this time, Vox Galactica too. Perhaps after the last campaign hit the front pages they actually believe I'm worth listening to. At least if they don't run the story, Unity Times will like always.
Transcript follows, my lovelies:
And that's that.
As usual, you're all a wonderful audience.
Right on, Commanders.
EDIT 07/11/3307: An update on the campaign can be found here.
EDIT 09/11/3307: Another update on the campaign can be found here.
EDIT 10/11/3307: High priority campaign update can be found here.
Everyone's favourite trouble is back once again.
I bring you another transcript from a press conference held aboard my flagship, MSV McCoy's Pleasure, at approximately 06:00AM Galactic Time, this time in the T Tauri system.
I'm again posting it here for wider awareness, since this is all short notice much like the last time. Special thanks to GalNet for actually showing up this time, Vox Galactica too. Perhaps after the last campaign hit the front pages they actually believe I'm worth listening to. At least if they don't run the story, Unity Times will like always.
Transcript follows, my lovelies:
Sidenote: Patience Middleton, send me a commline if you get this, I want to talk credits. We'll see who can bid higher for your services.Good morning, I'd like to begin with a simple statement.
I will not allow Salvation to deploy further weapons of mass destruction, nor will I allow Aegis to do so either.
Our focus should be on communicating with the Thargoids, not carrying out further invasions and annexations of their territory.
To this end I am assembling my forces in the T Tauri system, where they will actively intervene in any preparations, made by either side, to engage the Thargoids.
All parties involved need to use some sense and logic, you are escalating the Thargoid conflict entirely unnecessarily.
After all these years of talking, briefing and convincing have failed, I am finally prepared to say that enough is enough.
As much as people would like to believe, the Pleiades, California, and Witch Head nebulas do not belong to Humanity.
The Thargoids have marked these territories with their Barnacles, and therefore claimed them before we did. We are the invaders, the occupying force, and those systems are annexed.
This is the truth.
To Salvation: I will not allow you to continue with your senselessly genocidal attacks against the Thargoids. You are known as The Butcher of Cornsar for a reason, and you know exactly what you did. Both in luring them there, and then ruthlessly annihilating them. My previous 'Dump The Medicine' campaign against you gathered significant support, don't believe for one second that I won't raise more hell the next time, especially after the needless butchery you carried out against my Thargoid friends.
To Admiral Tanner: I hope you aren't as much of a fool as we've all been lead to believe you are, Aden. You know that communication is more important than conflict, and you should've listened to Alba Tesreau when you had the chance. She's a woman of science, and you'd do damn well to heed what she has to say, evidently what she has been saying to you this entire time. You're a military man, you should be very good at using both hemispheres of your brain, so /do it/.
We must all stop this embrace of mindless violence, the so-called 'Patriots of Humanity' who would so blindly declare me a traitor are the very ones who are dooming it to an endless conflict!
The Thargoids do not want us in their territory, therefore we must withdraw if there is any hope of salvaging our relations with them. The vast majority of Starports within the Pleiades and Witch Head nebulas are Ocellus or Orbis-type. It is imperative they are fitted with hyperdrive capabilities as expediently as possible, so that an orderly evacuation and withdrawal can take place.
Please, I implore all of you. Make the right choice, change the galaxy for the better. And take this first step with me into a new age of co-operation, where we can put our individual differences aside for the sake of all Humanity.
And that's that.
As usual, you're all a wonderful audience.
Right on, Commanders.
EDIT 07/11/3307: An update on the campaign can be found here.
EDIT 09/11/3307: Another update on the campaign can be found here.
EDIT 10/11/3307: High priority campaign update can be found here.
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