AI Tactical Behavior: The D-Move

[StiTch]

I was doing that while driving yesterday and I nearly sideswiped a merging car, so I know what you mean.

How did this thread become "irresponsible drivers anonymous"?

 

[Bran Tse Mallory]

Just wait for 2.4: Forum Posters. The NPCs will log onto the forum, posting videos of their griefing. Auto-reply to any whiners, calling them 'care-bears'. Talk smack, like an workplace-superior-colleague.

Somewhere out there, Sarah is laughing like a maniac.

Wait a minute... Are you trying to tell me all these other posters are real people, screenshot or it's not true!

 

[Ralph Vargr]

Just wait for 2.4: Forum Posters. The NPCs will log onto the forum, posting videos of their griefing. Auto-reply to any whiners, calling them 'care-bears'. Talk smack, like an workplace-superior-colleague.

Somewhere out there, Sarah is laughing like a maniac.

They already do, and SJA is taking nebulizer treatments for laryngitis.

 

[who?]

Wait a minute... Are you trying to tell me all these other posters are real people, screenshot or it's not true!

I could not respond to the syntax of your query. Please rephrase your question.

 

[StiTch]

I could not respond to the syntax of your query. Please rephrase your question.

You could not respond to the syntax of his query because his syntax did not make a query. Please rephrase your dismissal.

 

[Roybe]

I guess this is not a problem! Don't fly faster than 100 in the no fire zone!

 

[who?]

You could not respond to the syntax of his query because his syntax did not make a query. Please rephrase your dismissal.

Mocking tone detected. Target Cmdr StiTch tagged for D-move manoeuvre. Have a nice day.

 

[CptXabaras]

Lately I've noticed that NPCs tend to run into my ship quite often. For example they approach me for a cargo scan in res site and they don't stop in time and end up bumping me.

 

[StiTch]

Mocking tone detected. Target Cmdr StiTch tagged for D-move manoeuvre. Have a nice day.

I think I'll have a rubbish day just to spite you.

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Lately I've noticed that NPCs tend to run into my ship quite often. For example they approach me for a cargo scan in res site and they don't stop in time and end up bumping me.

Really? That used to be a problem as part of a bug, but recently NPCs seem to have been fitted with magnets that keep them well away from other ships...

 

[IndigoWyrd]

How did this thread become "irresponsible drivers anonymous"?

Heh.. long ago, in my misspent youth, I worked as a Field Technician. While returning to the office from a client site one summer afternoon, my phone rings. Normally I ignore it when driving, but it was the boss calling. I answer. He asks me "Are you done out there?" I say "Yeah, finished up about 10 minutes ago." He says "So what are you doing right now?"
I look at the speedometer and reply "130."
There's silence for a minute, I exit that long and lovely stretch of otherwise abandoned road, come around the corner as he says "No, seriously, what are you doing right now?"
I reply "Parking, look out your window."
I see the curtain pull back, and I watch my boss drop his phone and I start laughing. I walk back inside, and he says "I thought you were joking, you had to have been going at least that fast!"
"Faster really, but I was close to the exit, so I had to slow down."