Bravely the Jokers of Jaaka
Stayed home in their own space!
They were not afraid to die!
Oh noble Jokers!
They were not at all afraid
To spend their hard-earned credits!
Brave, brave, brave, brave Jokers!
They were not in the least bit scared
To be shot by dirty Feds!
Or to have their shields torped
And their drives shot out!
To stand up with their comrades
and fight for their Empire!
To join us all in Open!
Oh brave Jokers!
Their SCBs cascaded
And their frameshifts rebooted
Their fighters packhounded
And their target locks broken
Their hatches limpeted
And their canopies breached
Their rebuys mounting and their NPCs lost...
"That's... that's enough music for now, lads."
The Jokers of Jaaka ran away
(We did not!)
Bravely ran away, away!
(No!)
When a challenge reared its ugly head,
When the Empire fought against the Fed,
Yes, those silly Jokers turned about,
(Lies!)
And nobly they all chickened out!
Bravely sitting on their butts!
(You can't prove it!)
Brave, brave, brave, Jokers of Jaaka!