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Alien scriptures found. Trojan horse recieved.
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I recognise this. I saw the Thargoids broadcasting it back in '89. Or am I thinking of worms armageddon and the Nintendo soup kitchen?
Hold your doubting tongues foul heathens,
you are in the presence of a true prophet!
Oh great prophet, bestow upon me your devine and sacred knowledge
so that I may better understand your meaning?
I have the blessed tinfoil hat,
I have accepted wibble into my heart.
Anytime after teatime is ok
but I am busy all day Wednesday!
Normally, I wouldn't partake myself, but in this case I'll make an exception.
Think he might have a new strain?
Strain? no straining involved, this shizzle is for rizzle, man etc.
Funny how no-one's mentioned the monkeys yet. No those Monkees, you can shove yer 'Daydream Believer' up yer chute. This is the real daydream, believers!
For I saw the glowing apparition of Heathcliffe a-wandering about Newport Pagnell, and yea he was draped in finest, cyan-coloured vermicelli, saying unto the mass (there was only one, so not masses) 'Eek, I thought I saw a ream of paper buying a Twix from that newsagent on the corner, you know, 'Singhsburys'. Yeah, the one run by white-supremacists. And said Twix did dance and produced from its bronze-coloured plastic foil innards a wand of sage-smelling wax. And then I saw the truth beneath the galaxy's surface...'
The truth is but a fiddle playing your song. You found the words that do not belong. Simple piddle pat as I slap you on the back good sir. Crazy is what the twix says when they tire of lying birds. Someday it will become clear...
I kinda want to make a cryptic post here to see if anyone would understand it, using all my knowledge of riddles and encryption and ciphers and stuff.
Seems legit. Chicken's feet = yellow: confirmed.
I'd give it a solid try, but no promises.
dark lord? You mean Error or Summit?
One seems to be having tangential problems with ones's rotating codfanglers. The purpleage appears to aligned with the toad-licking Parliamentary nymph. 
:S Any suggestions?
:S Any suggestions?Deleted member 110222
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One seems to be having tangential problems with ones's rotating codfanglers. The purpleage appears to aligned with the toad-licking Parliamentary nymph.
Strip to your underwear & dance.
Isn't it obvious?
Put underwear on your head, 2 pencils up your nose and say 'Awooble'One seems to be having tangential problems with ones's rotating codfanglers. The purpleage appears to aligned with the toad-licking Parliamentary nymph.
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It's something that the oppressors of the world make you wear.
Preposterous! Don't they know I'm just naked underneath anyway?!
Yes, the normal solution is to temporarily disconnect the wastegate valves on the LEFT SIDE of the wibblewheel casing from the noodle recombobulator (providing it's a pre-3300 Lakon model).One seems to be having tangential problems with ones's rotating codfanglers. The purpleage appears to aligned with the toad-licking Parliamentary nymph.
If this doesn't work, it'll need some shop time.
Okay, I honestly don't want this decoded, but if it is...props to you.