Am i the first ED hung-monkey?

Well! this is a bit embarrassing,
[ https://drive.google.com/file/d/1vXauBm6AUZaI4XZ0GR66d_TOKpJhHROs/view ]

It is however,
an opportunity to simultaneously make a few HOW-well-hung puns,
as well as give a middle-finger to all those evolution-deniers tho,

since one should be PROUD! to be closely related to these fine pioneers; ( even-though how they were used was a crime )
[ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkeys_and_apes_in_space ]


As briefly explained in the chat in the video,.. i stepped on a vacuole, in 0.09 G ... and it sent me INTO ORBIT!

on-foot! this is. Watch the video.
 
Err ... Frontier ... perhaps a CAP ? on ? how-much ? the accelleration-multiplier can send you out ?
* expectatious parent/teacher inclined-pitch voice *
 
OH ... and yea,.. the 1st thought that came to mind, as i started to message ppl ... was will there be a new LIMPET COLLECTOR function,.. for situations exactly like this?
 
2 ideas - the player captured via limpet, goes straight to a chair in your cockpit,

or two ... stays in-cargo? (with a max of a hour or something so you can't stay there) ... but re-appears on-foot, when you dock somewhere?
(with a concourse)
 
Well! this is a bit embarrassing,
[ https://drive.google.com/file/d/1vXauBm6AUZaI4XZ0GR66d_TOKpJhHROs/view ]

It is however,
an opportunity to simultaneously make a few HOW-well-hung puns,
as well as give a middle-finger to all those evolution-deniers tho,

since one should be PROUD! to be closely related to these fine pioneers; ( even-though how they were used was a crime )
[ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkeys_and_apes_in_space ]


As briefly explained in the chat in the video,.. i stepped on a vacuole, in 0.09 G ... and it sent me INTO ORBIT!

on-foot! this is. Watch the video.

I got 32klm up, took a while to drop back to the ground but I think it was a higher G than 0.09.

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Ahh mixed-feelings! Good to know i'm not the only one who's put-their-foot-in-it ... space-mushrooms growing between one's toes, isn't a good look for everyone. :)

But it also presumably means i'm not the first.
No record for me then!
Oh well.

Incidental - I've been experimenting cooking-mushrooms at the moment at home, perhaps that's why. :)


Hmm, maybe-still?.. i was not-falling, at 22Km out.
The gravity was juuuust right, i didn't fall back to earth at any significant rate.

more like little red riding hood? , than a-hung-monkey scene then?
squeeegy-toes mucking-about?

Isn't Little red riding hood meant to be F? I consider myself only-a-little-bit non-binary, mentally.
Perhaps that's proportionate? for a game with an imbalance of too-many guys. :D

If i remember my Euro-forests mythos correctly, tripping-over-roots is more matched when you're M, than putting-your-foot-in-it & getting all squeeegy.

Hmm... perhaps i should tread-carefully, around any space-trees i encounter?
 
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If Frontier has wondered about leaving your ship while in-space ... and if what they've got of an engine, would be good enough, i'd say it's at-least not far-off!

a jet-pack movement system, and a few other bitsNbobs, and you've got a basic minimum there, i'd imagine!

repairing / salvaging ships that've lost all power? leaving your own, opening that panel on the back of ships, using some device to open the hatch, and then getting into the cockpit, on-the-way, the power-unit dissapears, is considered hooked-up, and then you turn a distress beacon on via panel in the mission-tab , and then the mission's complete, and a cinematic sequence begins and you're taken back to the concourse where you started? (waiting would suck)

a repair a platform mission type?

repair a nav-beacon?

etc.
 
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