An explorer finds a Thargoid base/group of ships out in deep space. How should he proceed?

[NeilUK02]

How would I handle first contact? Very carefully! Then I'd try and sell out the human race. Then I'd beg. Then I'd die

 

[Cody]

Eminor's first offering to his captors - a tube of K-Y Jelly!

 

[Eminor]

Well, ummm, maybe... not.

 

[Katejina]

Eminor's first offering to his captors - a tube of K-Y Jelly!

Spoiler

 

[clavain]

squeeee!

 

[Asayanami]

Seems almost everyone in this thread decided to die on first contact, shame. Seems we're doomed.

 

[thehairymob]

Seems almost everyone in this thread decided to die on first contact, shame. Seems we're doomed.

No, not die, run

very,very fast and link my ass to the FDL

the extra power should save me