Angry Cow (type 9) Fights back!

Niels83

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No need to read this post. My link to the video where i fight back in my space cow has been flagged and taken down due to cursing...sorry to waste your time cmdrs. Free speech when it is best.
Have a nice day.
(Im not allowed to share the link, but you can go to youtube and type. Elite dangerous type 9 heavy angry cow fights back moo moo)
BUT BE WARNED! A LOT OF BAD WORDS AND CURSING. WATCH AT OWN RISK. FRONTIER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, AND ARE THEREFOR NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY HEAD TRAUMA YOU MIGHT GET FROM ALL THE CURSING I DID. THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Hi guys and gals, i thought i would share a video of what happens when you bully a cow to the point, where it shows their horns... Before i show the video, i would like to say this.

I was out in my type 9 aka Cow, doing a salvage run. Minding my own buisness when a wing of 4 deadly NPC's ambushed me. Normally a Cow would not stand much of a fight but im no average cow.

I have engineered the devil out of my ship. Dirty drives. Max speed 290 unladen. Heavy duty armor. Plus 3800. Buffed shields. 2x pack hounds and 3 x seeker missiles all with increased ammo.
max engine recharge for rapid boosts.

Here is the video... WARNING! If you have snowflake ears then do not watch, cause the cow gets angry.

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hope you enjoyed. I would like to stress out that im not here to boost or brag, but just to show the lesser cows, that if they stand up and grows a pair, then we can fight back... Okay just joking friends:D

But to all the type 9 lovers out there, i did a stress test with my build. I killed a wing of two elite Annies and their fighters with this build. Came out of it with 60% plus health...
i do not have a video of that, so i can only give you my word on this.

LET THE COW REBELLION BEGIN! Moooooooonhahahahahaha! :D
 
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Kenneth McGrew

Kenneth McGrew
Niels83 said:
Hi guys and gals, i thought i would share a video of what happens when you bully a cow to the point, where it shows their horns... Before i show the video, i would like to say this.

I was out in my type 9 aka Cow, doing a salvage run. Minding my own buisness when a wing of 4 deadly NPC's ambushed me. Normally a Cow would not stand much of a fight but im no average cow.

I have engineered the devil out of my ship. Dirty drives. Max speed 290 unladen. Heavy duty armor. Plus 3800. Buffed shields. 2x pack hounds and 3 x seeker missiles all with increased ammo.
max engine recharge for rapid boosts.

Here is the video... WARNING! If you have snowflake ears then do not watch, cause the cow gets angry.



hope you enjoyed. I would like to stress out that im not here to boost or brag, but just to show the lesser cows, that if they stand up and grows a pair, then we can fight back... Okay just joking friends:D

But to all the type 9 lovers out there, i did a stress test with my build. I killed a wing of two elite Annies and their fighters with this build. Came out of it with 60% plus health...
i do not have a video of that, so i can only give you my word on this.

LET THE COW REBELLION BEGIN! Moooooooonhahahahahaha! :D
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my never-ending quest for chemical manipulators has taught me elite Cows can bite back, god knows how the NPC's handle those rail boats and flip them around like eagles but they can take a chunk out of you if you anger them too much, and anything less than a python you would have issues dropping their shields sometimes!!

NPC's are magic, but to see human players fighting back in the T9 :) me on the other hand wouldn't fight one anaconda in the T9 let alone a wing
 
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Wolfe3

Wolfe3
Niels83 said:
Hi guys and gals, i thought i would share a video of what happens when you bully a cow to the point, where it shows their horns... Before i show the video, i would like to say this.

I was out in my type 9 aka Cow, doing a salvage run. Minding my own buisness when a wing of 4 deadly NPC's ambushed me. Normally a Cow would not stand much of a fight but im no average cow.

I have engineered the devil out of my ship. Dirty drives. Max speed 290 unladen. Heavy duty armor. Plus 3800. Buffed shields. 2x pack hounds and 3 x seeker missiles all with increased ammo.
max engine recharge for rapid boosts.

Here is the video... WARNING! If you have snowflake ears then do not watch, cause the cow gets angry.



hope you enjoyed. I would like to stress out that im not here to boost or brag, but just to show the lesser cows, that if they stand up and grows a pair, then we can fight back... Okay just joking friends:D

But to all the type 9 lovers out there, i did a stress test with my build. I killed a wing of two elite Annies and their fighters with this build. Came out of it with 60% plus health...
i do not have a video of that, so i can only give you my word on this.

LET THE COW REBELLION BEGIN! Moooooooonhahahahahaha! :D
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That was great!

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Niels83

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Kenneth Mcgrew said:
my never-ending quest for chemical manipulators has taught me elite Cows can bite back, god knows how the NPC's handle those rail boats and flip them around like eagles but they can take a chunk out of you if you anger them too much, and anything less than a python you would have issues dropping their shields sometimes!!

NPC's are magic, but to see human players fighting back in the T9 :) me on the other hand wouldn't fight one anaconda in the T9 let alone a wing
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Indeed Elite NPC's can be crazy. Im gonna do another video with less cursing, maybe a small montage. The Cow has gotten to like the taste of blood now mooooooo hahahaha.
 

Niels83

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Strangepork

Strangepork
Niels83 said:
Hi guys and gals, i thought i would share a video of what happens when you bully a cow to the point, where it shows their horns... Before i show the video, i would like to say this.

I was out in my type 9 aka Cow, doing a salvage run. Minding my own buisness when a wing of 4 deadly NPC's ambushed me. Normally a Cow would not stand much of a fight but im no average cow.

I have engineered the devil out of my ship. Dirty drives. Max speed 290 unladen. Heavy duty armor. Plus 3800. Buffed shields. 2x pack hounds and 3 x seeker missiles all with increased ammo.
max engine recharge for rapid boosts.

Here is the video... WARNING! If you have snowflake ears then do not watch, cause the cow gets angry.


hope you enjoyed. I would like to stress out that im not here to boost or brag, but just to show the lesser cows, that if they stand up and grows a pair, then we can fight back... Okay just joking friends:D

But to all the type 9 lovers out there, i did a stress test with my build. I killed a wing of two elite Annies and their fighters with this build. Came out of it with 60% plus health...
i do not have a video of that, so i can only give you my word on this.

LET THE COW REBELLION BEGIN! Moooooooonhahahahahaha! :D
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It's my favorite ship right now, though I got a scare with overheating when trying to escape my beloved fighter pilot making us wanted in a low res. Have to fix that.
 
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Niels83

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john willi said:
It's my favorite ship right now, though I got a scare with overheating when trying to escape my beloved fighter pilot making us wanted in a low res. Have to fix that.
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Them engines do make her hot indeed. Never boost and super Cruise that is for sure:)

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Docjas18 said:
Can't rep you Niels, but if I could I would. Fine display of fish outta water tactics.
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Thankyou Cmdr. But i can rep you though hehe. Yeah i love making builds and do stuff with ships they dont normally do. Gonna do some res hunting today hehe.
 

mung0

mung0
That's probably the best elite video I've ever seen.

"Here comes the cow! MooooOoOoOOOO!"

Permission to serve aboard your crate come 2.3, good sir. What I can offer: can crash a fighter from any angle.
 
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Niels83

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mung0 said:
That's probably the best elite video I've ever seen.

"Here comes the cow! MooooOoOoOOOO!"

Permission to serve aboard your crate come 2.3, good sir. What I can offer: can crash a fighter from any angle.
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Hehe thankyou good sir, oh and you are hired so welcome onboard Cmdr...
The Mooooo bellion has begun!
Once

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Ploxitus said:
Excellent.
Only ever used my cow for CGs, no weapons at all but after watching that might rethink :cool:
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Oh my build on this fun ship can take a beating... Tolk out two Elite Condas in a wing and their fighters:D do not bully the Cow moo MOO.
 
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