Anybody else having login issues?

[Bottom Hat]

Where is my kebab garson?

 

[LeoBartlet]

Next time the servers go down, I'm searching the forum for this thread and resurrecting it.

Servers are down here, just as well, I have a flan in the oven.

Cooking doesn’t get better than this.

in other news that’s me for the night my bill gates side effects just hit me like a brick and my hands are now shaking harder than someone writing an open letter.

Tatty bye bean sprouts.

 

[Winterwalker]

Where is my kebab garson?

Yeah! And this caviar is really great (with ketchup) too.

 

[Speedcuffs]

Next time the servers go down, I'm searching the forum for this thread and resurrecting it.

Servers are down here, just as well, I have a flan in the oven.

I'm expecting Aisling might have too after this conference.
<Rubbernuke shocker here>

 

[Rat Catcher]

Where is my kebab garson?

Innit spozed to bee "GARKON"? Bloomin forrinerz

 

[Winterwalker]

I'm expecting Aisling might have too after this conference.

Wait .. WHAT!??

That's it, she's dead to me, it's over. Or is it.

 

[thelion]

It's Bally bedlam I tell you, just bedlam, what what

Keep up the good work old beans

Tatty bye

 

[Winterwalker]

beans

Beans Means Heinies ... in Aisling's case.

 

[Speedcuffs]

Wait .. WHAT!??

That's it, she's dead to me, it's over. Or is it.

They all love The King. Even Patty.
Who may soon be a patty. Double grilled with Special Kumo Sauce!

 

[Winterwalker]

They all love The King. Even Patty.
Who may soon be Patty. Double grilled with Special Kumo Sauce!

Alright I've had enough of this .. sniff .. the servers can come back up now so I can vent my broken dreams through piracy.

 

[Bottom Hat]

Innit spozed to bee "GARKON"? Bloomin forrinerz

Posh git.

. Double grilled with Special Kumo Sauce!

Fresh from the loins of the king himself.

 

[Momatty]

It is actually Gregg Wallace, he corrects you if you get it wrong. He also blocks you on Twitter if you get it wrong 5 times in a row on purpose.

I read this as George Wallace one of my favorite comedians.

 

[Speedcuffs]

Posh git.



Fresh from the loins of the king himself.

Mmm, tasty! All hail the Archnom!*

*Now available on Deliverkumo! contact Tanya Wu, 82 Eridani (orders very busy at the moment, we will get to you).

 

[VR andysonofbob]

Please forgive the rude necro of this post, I've just finished dusting my router and was wondering if this was all cleared up in the end?
What was the final verdict regarding fruit on savoury dishes?

 

[[PS4] Lorenzo Waringos]

Time to break out the cooking.

 

[Rat Catcher]

They are busy uploading my personal evaluation copy of Odyssey pre-alpha to the servers...

Normal service will be resumed shortly

(Yes, OFFLINE for me too!)

 

[[PS4] Lorenzo Waringos]

seems the servers are back up

[removes chef's hat, sadly ]

 

[[PS4] Lorenzo Waringos]

anyone else booted out?

 

[Neilski]

I can't get in right now, and the launcher says the server status is "offline"...

 

[Florenus]

anyone else booted out?

Yep.