Hey I can be delightful if I really try! Grrr.
Anyway, I already (badly) wrote a proposal for a CG and/or Galnet articles. They were so bad they're probably being used to mop up spilled beverages after Zac laughed so hard at it he nostril-cannoned his rum-and-bovril. Bacon Cats has been submitted. Watch this (or perhaps some other, nearby) space!
Virtual +1 for "nostril-cannoned his rum-and-bovril", I am so glad I read this post beverage free myself.