Hi!
I submitted the article and I should make some points.
1: I should have taken more care with the original article. I'm actually quite a good writer (with a degree in it, no less), but I was tired and I had to heavily edit the original, much more PP critical post and I have ADD so that eventually (if I can stop myself publishing early) I make things clear. A lot of my posts require me to edit and correct and I should have waited longer before submission. That's on me.
2: Some of the grammar and spelling mistakes appear to have come in transliteration.
3: As for complaining about 'Sweeeet', please remember that this is an indirect quote from someone who is not happy with the speaker. Getting people to dislike Archon was part, (but not all, of course), of the point.
4: Also, please remember 'Register', which is that we use different words depending on our audience (Mother, friends, boss, vicar, etc). I wouldn't expect two Pirate Lords to sound like a management meeting in conversation.
5; I expected a 'bumper' on either end of the article explaining 'That message has been received..." or some such, with a short sentence or two at the end.
6: Apologies if I ruined your game.
7: Kudos to FD for publishing an article so negative against PP. They went up in my book for that.