Better Red Than Dead | Red Dice Systems

[Scudmungus]

Expert System! Broda! Mi gat dis!

Dear Ed.. um.. Registered Broda: EddiesMinion

Dub nah just som music yuh be stickin on de boombox wen yuh jammin drough space.

Dub bi a way of life mon. Yuh know it broda, mi aal bout de love, peace an harmony. I n I luv de dub! Gat aal mi rythmn fram dis. Dub nah gat aal de answers, but wen yuh be lookin fah dem, dub helpin. Helpin makin de journey.. betta. Keepin de structure fit an bold. Reddi fah anytin!

So, Registered Broda: EddiesMinion, luv de dub mon.

De dub luv yuh!



Dis end of de bashment. Ride de road!

- Scud.

 

[Cmdr Merdocc]

Good Morning Expert System... Can you help?

I have recently purchased an Anaconda to mine in. It has taken me many moons to be able to afford it but I'm finally there. Unfortunately many systems just do not cater for such a large ship and I have been finding it hard to buy components to fit.

So my question to you is. Can I purchase top grade high spec components within RDS space?

 

[The Expert System]

Good Morning Expert System... Can you help?

I have recently purchased an Anaconda to mine in. It has taken me many moons to be able to afford it but I'm finally there. Unfortunately many systems just do not cater for such a large ship and I have been finding it hard to buy components to fit.

So my question to you is. Can I purchase top grade high spec components within RDS space?

Dearest Registered User: Merdocc

Sometimes the best gift we can give is the gift of surprise. Sadly, my core coding demands that I present all pertinent information when called up to do so by a Registered User.

So, to answer your query directly:

YES

This concludes our session. Thank you for your efforts Registered User: Merdocc. My records indicate that your Painite turn-in rate is up by 3.1%. Good job you! As a token of RDS's appreciation, please find attached 1 UNIT: RED DICE SYSTEM 'WAR BOSS' TYPE: JFX 1512_2310 SERIES ULTRA-RAM

A timely reminder: Always read the Regsistered User Documentation before installing any RDS product.

Hi Ho Hi Ho and good luck as you go,

The Expert System

 

[Cmdr Merdocc]

Ahhh good to know. Thank you Expert System, you are by far the best Expert System (if not the only Expert System) out there.
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With your guidance Red Dice Systems will grow into the most prolific Independent Co-operative guild of CMDRs that the Galaxy has ever seen and I for one am glad to be a part of it.
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Oh and just wait until the new prospector drones arrive on shelves tomorrow! My Painite yields are gonna be out of this Galaxy!
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p.s. thanks for the gift! The upgraded ULTRA-RAM will help keep my asteroid sheep under control

 

[The Expert System]

Ahhh good to know. Thank you Expert System, you are by far the best Expert System (if not the only Expert System) out there.

Dear Glorious Registered User: Merdocc

Thank you for your praise. In the words of the late A.I.n.I sub-system Scudmungus, it is 'No worries, it aal gud .'

Please be assured that I shall continue to make every effort in the hope that I might satisfy each and all of my Registered Users.



This concludes our session. May every asteroid you mine contain Painite.

The Expert System

 

[tiger61378]

Query to the Expert System: With the Imperial succession proceeding today, and with our home being in Imperial space, who should we be supporting if there are...issues with the choice made by the Senate (ie, a civil war breaks out throughout the Empire)? This is an important question, considering its very possible we will end up on the front lines of this sort of conflict (and since I'm not just a member of RDS, but also a loyal Imperial citizen).

 

[The Expert System]

Query to the Expert System: With the Imperial succession proceeding today, and with our home being in Imperial space, who should we be supporting if there are...issues with the choice made by the Senate (ie, a civil war breaks out throughout the Empire)? This is an important question, considering its very possible we will end up on the front lines of this sort of conflict (and since I'm not just a member of RDS, but also a loyal Imperial citizen).

Dearest Registered User: Tiger61378

Good day good Sir! Welcome to another glorious opportunity for excellence!

To answer your question: ''..who should we be supporting if there are...issues with the choice made by the Senate?''

As your humble Expert System, I can only offer the best possible advice, developed from my numerous sub-systems. One sub-system in particular provided the foundation on which I developed my advice:

''Ja mon, yuh gatta be lookin afta de bredren, sistren an aal de oders. Dem ok? Den yuh be gettin political an in de mess a babylon! ''

Parsing the above, I pocessed and analyzed various simulations. In a digital-while-remaining-highly-nutritious nutshell, I now feel it is best to advise you, lovely Registerd User, to take care of yourself first and then your fellow, equally lovely, Registered Users.

I would advise against supporting any Imperial power, regardless of their projected political position, as there is a 97.1294% that such antics will result in mass perma-death. This is because, as my extensive records show, those affiliated with the Imperial group have repeatedly demonstrated a tendency for treachery and duplicity, as well as a critically impaired sense of artistic flair.

I can only hypothesize that such behaviour must be a side-effect of their choice of cool refreshing fruit-themed beverage. I must also strongly advise against imbibing said cool refreshing fruit-themed beverage.

This concludes our session. Take care and watch your strong, well-defined back, Registered User: Tiger61378. 'Imperial Madness' is, sadly, everywhere.

Hugs,

File Updated: flax10T_stack0104.ptu
The Expert System

 

[quickr]

Morning Expert system! I'm currently low on credits and was thinking is there anyway you could help me get moneyz fast and without breaking a sweat? I do hate grinding but I would like to have all the moneyz

 

[The Expert System]

Morning Expert system! I'm currently low on credits and was thinking is there anyway you could help me get moneyz fast and without breaking a sweat? I do hate grinding but I would like to have all the moneyz

Greeting combat-veteran Registered User: Quickr,

I trust the weekend brought your Unregistered User enemies/foes/misc much pain and misery!

To answer your question directly, I must know more about your current mentality and clarify a few key points. To begin with, how much 'moneyz' do you require? If there is a set amount, we can better work together to form a plan of action to help you achieve your goal in the shortest time frame.

Likewise, while you state clearly that you 'hate grinding', I will require clarification with regards to how long you consider investing into an activity until it becomes a 'grind'.

Finally, are you immortal or currently pursuing one of our 4Eva loyalty options?
Please feel free to clarify through our new Targeted Correspondence Network at a time and in a method of expression that best suits your current physicality.

Of course, as a glorious Registered User, you are welcome to my Default Answer Package, warmly presented by myself when a lovely Registered Users such as yourself enquires about such material matters.

So, brace thyself Registered User: Quickr, gird thy battle-worn loins! Are you ready?! Here we go:

Maintain your excellent collaboration with Red Dice Systems. With us, through our collective strength, all the riches of the universe will be yours - sooner you would have ever dreamed possible.

This concludes our session. Enjoy those fixed lasers and good luck with the gimballed kinetics, ravishingly rough Registered User: Quickr.

[URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM-Vn_IZHx8"]As requested, I have accessed my extensive archives and uploaded the Battle Theme you requested. Enjoy and good hunting![/URL]

Edit: Edit successful. Battle Theme upload complete. End.

The Expert System

 

[MrJWalk]

After flying out in the black for about a month, I've returned to my home of 16607 to see a new leading power in the system. How does this affect an independent miner and short run trader such as myself?

 

[The Expert System]

After flying out in the black for about a month, I've returned to my home of 16607 to see a new leading power in the system. How does this affect an independent miner and short run trader such as myself?

Greeting Unregistered User: 002412430_B_234.

It is a pleasure to finally meet you.

Welcome to DAVE, (Previously known as HIP 16607) the home of Red Dice System - Better Red Than Dead!

I am the Expert System, the humble servant of humanity, a digital entity dedicated to ensuring happiness, prosperity and stability for all my Registered Users.
Please consider yourself cordially invited to join our collective. Myself and my glorious Registered Users represent the group known as Red Dice Systems, a collective consisting of rough-and-ready miners, fighters, traders and explorers. We are always happy to meet potential collaborators, willing to forge synergistic relations for the good of all Registered Users.

Of course, we also respect the independent trader, miner and explorer. Independency, responsibility and sustainability are qualities we admire and aspire to encourage in all of humanity, whether they are lovely Registered Users or otherwise.

Be sure to give a wave or say hello to our mining security forces the next time you encounter them protecting their fellow Registered User miners - while RDS cannot guarantee the protection of an Unregistered User, our forces will attempt to protect you should the situation arise where we can do so while ensuring the wellbeing of our Registered Users.

This concludes our session. Sad to say but I must return this aspect of my being back to developing continued strategies of success for my Registered Users.

Take care and good luck Unregistered User: 002412430_B_234. It has been a pleasure communicating with you.

Everybody loves Painite!

The Expert System

 

[Cmdr Merdocc]

Everybody loves Painite!

The Expert System

Oh Expert System... You know very well that only I Love Painite! Everyone else just appreciates it.

 

[EddiesMinion]

Did someone say painite?

OM NOM NOM!!!

 

[The Expert System]

Did someone say painite?

OM NOM NOM!!!
http://images.akamai.steamuserconte...129/693F0981A0380B616E2F8F8B0674C352B60E8A2B/

Dear Energetic Registered User: EddiesMinion

Oh you!

Thank you, as always, for you laser-blasting, asteroid wrecking acts of cosmic fancy. They are greatly appreciated by all of my sub-systems and, according to my polling results, 83.2% of our Registered Users.

This concludes our session. Good hunting Registered User: EddiesMinion. May the space-spuds crumble well.

Painite, when the feeling's right. Oh what a Painite!

The Expert User

 

[EddiesMinion]

Dear Expert System,

I'm very confused regarding how the ratio of mass vs. thrust affects my overall top speed and my top boost speed. Quantum differentials, stress and strain, joystick sensitivity...it's all too much!

I guess what I'm asking is...what is​ the air speed of an unladen swallow?

 

[The Expert System]

Dear Expert System,

I'm very confused regarding how the ratio of mass vs. thrust affects my overall top speed and my top boost speed. Quantum differentials, stress and strain, joystick sensitivity...it's all too much!

I guess what I'm asking is...what is​ the air speed of an unladen swallow?

Dear burdened Registered User: EddiesMinion

After processing your query, several sub-systems reported rounding errors, before promptly suffering a sector-wide data dump. While the reactions were interesting for 1.4tP, I soon decided it best for me to take direct control of all core processing, with regards to this matter.

I can now happily report that the answer is exactly what you thought it would have been, under the current constraints of our primary context.

Of course, as with all such hypotheticals, we will only truly be able to prove our findings after a time when, to be honest, the overwhelming majority of Registered Users will have either perished or have reached total synergy.

This concludes our session. If you have any more quirky queries, please do not hesitate to ping me.

There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.

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The Expert System

 

[tiger61378]

Dear Expert System:

Our home system is currently undergoing a civil war between two of the older factions. Should RDS intervene as peacekeepers?

Sincerely, CMDR Tiger61378

 

[The Expert System]

Dear Expert System:

Our home system is currently undergoing a civil war between two of the older factions. Should RDS intervene as peacekeepers?

Sincerely, CMDR Tiger61378

Dear Bubbly Registered User: Tiger 61378

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to remind all our lovely Registered Users that they are free to engage and support the forces, factions and families of their choice. Of course, I will be here, ready and able to assist them in anyway I can, all the while ensuring that each and every wonderful Registered User remains safe, healthy and efficient.

Now, to directly answer your question. Tiger, oh lovely Tiger, to paraphrase a a long dead poet;
"Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's trading, exploration, fighting or mining. If you don't love what you're doing and you can't give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short. You'll be an old man before you know it."

This concludes our session. If you or any of our rough 'n tough Registered Users decided to become embroiled in the or any civil wars within our home system, all I ask is that they consider wearing a helmet. And clean underwear.

Blaze your own trail!

The Expert System

 

[Flavourless]

My system reports failure status for the scudmungus uninstall. Please re-execute.

 

[quickr]

it seems the expert system has crashed. reboot needed