It was Saturday night and I was driving back home after shopping a bit at the hardware store. The weather was an intense snowstorm and i'd thought i'd get a bite for my starving stomach, which would be a safe break from the danger of icy roads. I parked my car at a restaurant called The Burger Priest, a fast food restaurant I haven't been to. My body was generally not too bad in shape, and a burger likely wouldn't be too bad for it either.
Walked in and it was nearly empty. 3 large flags were hanging from the ceiling, one the flag of the USA, the second a flag of the state of Texas and the third being a Gadsden's "DON'T TREAD ON ME" flag. The only customers? An old gentleman reading the newspaper and a 3-child family in the corner. The bells rang as I opened the door and a man with a white-beige cowboy hat and wearing likely a black bishop suit came walking through the backdoor and yelled, with a very strong southern accent, "PRAAAAAAIIIIISE THE LORD! This young man has has come to receive the blessings and great burgers of our bountiful lord and savior Jesus Christ!".
I guess I ordered a deluxe double bacon cheeseburger, and the owner of the store which was the same person as stated above, talked for a bit and said he was a very strong Christian and came up all the way from Texas. Before he served me my meal, he took out a bible and started reading out a few quotes I couldn't remember before allowing me to open my meal. He also offered me a "quality printed" bible for $19.99 on my way out.
It was weird.
Walked in and it was nearly empty. 3 large flags were hanging from the ceiling, one the flag of the USA, the second a flag of the state of Texas and the third being a Gadsden's "DON'T TREAD ON ME" flag. The only customers? An old gentleman reading the newspaper and a 3-child family in the corner. The bells rang as I opened the door and a man with a white-beige cowboy hat and wearing likely a black bishop suit came walking through the backdoor and yelled, with a very strong southern accent, "PRAAAAAAIIIIISE THE LORD! This young man has has come to receive the blessings and great burgers of our bountiful lord and savior Jesus Christ!".
I guess I ordered a deluxe double bacon cheeseburger, and the owner of the store which was the same person as stated above, talked for a bit and said he was a very strong Christian and came up all the way from Texas. Before he served me my meal, he took out a bible and started reading out a few quotes I couldn't remember before allowing me to open my meal. He also offered me a "quality printed" bible for $19.99 on my way out.
It was weird.
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