Came across Lovelace Terminal. 😀

[Hacker#451563]

i was mastering the ability to stand so incredibly still

You were master..something anyway

 

[Kenneth McGrew]

nothing better than getting a beluga fin deep into the slot

 

[Canasta]

I'm at work, is it safe to Google Linda Lovelace?
Going by the tone of the conversation, I think it isn't

 

[Jake Savage]

Of course it's safe.
Use the videos tab, and turn the sound up, cos it's really quiet.

 

[ries]

OP really shows his age, and his favorite hobby.