I'm not fussed about what the biscuits should be called, but it would be nice if the dunkibility score of the biscuit was mentioned in its description
Frontier plan to allow engineering of biscuits. Dunkables will require a trip of 2500 light years to obtain the new G6 rares, of which there will be only one in the entire universe at any given moment. You will require 6 to unlock the biscuit engineer, and then there will be four weeks of further grind to obtain other G6 rares needed for the upgrades.
The moment you have achieved this, numerous posts about the difficulty of doing it (including at least six by me) will cause Frontier to make dunkables available free with every tank of fuel.
Before that happens, there will be a mysterious and persistent bug which results in your dunkables going soggy, and despite there being 2 zillion threads about it, Frontier will claim they cannot detect a problem on their server and that it must be your tea that is the problem. Apart from one post about that, hidden in an obscure thread about Guardian tech, Frontier will fail to make any communication at all about the bug, and it will still be unresolved when they launch a mass dunking weekend, which will crash Amazon’s entire server array worldwide.
But apart from that, dunkables have a bright future, I reckon. And rep to whoever mentioned Hobnobs, those we need (-:
