Imperial Corsairs Squadron
Somewhere in the Galaxy
Viceroy CMDR Zack Countler
March 26, 2025 To: Frontier Developments Some Office in the Bubble
Subject: Cease and Desist – Unauthorized Use of the "Imperial Corsair" Name
Dear Frontier Developments Legal Droids,
We write to you today with a mixture of honor, concern, and a dash of indignation—not unlike the feeling one gets when hyperdicted by Thargoids right before a vacation. It has come to our attention that your esteemed company has decided to release a new ship named the Imperial Corsair.
Now, while imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and we appreciate the nod to our legendary squadron, we must address a pressing issue: royalties. After all, as fearless (and very well-branded) pilots of the real Imperial Corsairs, we feel entitled to a piece of the proverbial space cake. We have tirelessly built our name through years of galactic exploits, daring rescues, and more pew-pew than we can count. The fact that you now seek to profit from our prestigious name without proper tribute? Scandalous!
Thus, we demand that you immediately cease and desist production of your so-called Imperial Corsair until an appropriate agreement has been reached. Said agreement should include, but is not limited to:
We eagerly await your response and a swift resolution to this matter. In the meantime, we will continue doing what we do best—being far cooler than any ship you can create.
With imperial regards,
The Imperial Corsairs Squadron Legal Team (And Also Our Battlecruiser Fleet)
From the desk of Officer Brewton, our legal counsel
If anyone is interested in helping us seek Imperial Justice, look for us on INARA
Somewhere in the Galaxy
Viceroy CMDR Zack Countler
March 26, 2025 To: Frontier Developments Some Office in the Bubble
Subject: Cease and Desist – Unauthorized Use of the "Imperial Corsair" Name
Dear Frontier Developments Legal Droids,
We write to you today with a mixture of honor, concern, and a dash of indignation—not unlike the feeling one gets when hyperdicted by Thargoids right before a vacation. It has come to our attention that your esteemed company has decided to release a new ship named the Imperial Corsair.
Now, while imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and we appreciate the nod to our legendary squadron, we must address a pressing issue: royalties. After all, as fearless (and very well-branded) pilots of the real Imperial Corsairs, we feel entitled to a piece of the proverbial space cake. We have tirelessly built our name through years of galactic exploits, daring rescues, and more pew-pew than we can count. The fact that you now seek to profit from our prestigious name without proper tribute? Scandalous!
Thus, we demand that you immediately cease and desist production of your so-called Imperial Corsair until an appropriate agreement has been reached. Said agreement should include, but is not limited to:
- Royalties - A reasonable sum of credits, ARX, or a large stash of Lavian Brandy (negotiable).
- Public Acknowledgment - A formal announcement recognizing the Imperial Corsairs as the true inspiration for the ship’s name. A galaxy-wide GalNet article will suffice.
- Custom Liveries - Exclusive squadron-themed paint jobs featuring our glorious emblem. (Yes, we know you have the tech for it.)
- A Golden Bobblehead - A one-of-a-kind in-game ship bobblehead shaped like our squadron leader’s face. This is non-negotiable.
We eagerly await your response and a swift resolution to this matter. In the meantime, we will continue doing what we do best—being far cooler than any ship you can create.
With imperial regards,
The Imperial Corsairs Squadron Legal Team (And Also Our Battlecruiser Fleet)
From the desk of Officer Brewton, our legal counsel
If anyone is interested in helping us seek Imperial Justice, look for us on INARA
