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All of you know which TV show Update 14 has put us into. So, why not have Galnet updates of progress to the Imperious Leader? For the Thargoid side, of course. Like this: Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzFM1IXOqlQ Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rtaGx9C5Lo

Not sure if this was covered already- I didn't see any related threads in search or the first page. I think there's a missed opportunity by the devs to make the NPC messages more...interesting as well as affect NPC ship behavior with witty comebacks. The commander has to type the phrases exactly...

Being Elite. El viaje de un puñado de comandantes a través de los confines de la galaxia, y su asombrosa historia de cómo luchan contra el tiempo en una desesperada carrera para salvar a la humanidad... y a una rata llamada Roberto. Being Elite es un proyecto que nació inspirado luego de la...

Have you ever been ferrying wanted criminals around and had this thought: "Why am I only ferrying this one guy around in secret... when I can isolate myself in deep space with dozens of possibly violent individuals at the same time?" Thus, I bring you the rare and exotic Stealth Beluga Build...

If you haven't checked out Coriolis today, do so! There's an update, and the old MS Office companion "Clippy" is there to keep you company, and I believe Bugs Bunny retyped the entire site, and dyed it pink! April fools preparations most likely, they're hilarious! Clippy's "recommendations" are...

To the office of the Imperial Magistrate CC: Office of the Sherrif LHS 1856 To whomsoever this may be of greatest concern or interest, Sir, Ma'am, M'Lord, M'lady, I have recently (to my mind) been the victim of a misunderstanding that, while inconvenient at most, may indeed perhaps be a sign...

u/an_angry_gippo (on reddit) posted a great concept of radio chatter in a conflict zone that really adds to the sense of immersion. This inspired me to share an inside look into the highly professional comms chatter between members of the Screaming Eagles during a recent wing fight... Link to...

On February 17, 3304, the Momoirent System came under attack by a squadron of the Screaming Eagles piracy group. Over the course of several hours, Traders from all over the bubble found themselves at the mercy of these intrepid pirates. All seemed lost until the Saviour of Momoirent appeared...

Dear Denton Patreus and the Neo-Feudalists of Angeli Imperial Enterprises in Wangal, et al: You drama queens should be ashamed of yourselves. As a hard working independent pilot, operating in a universe where Major Powers work actively to snatch away my hard-found income streams at whim (you...

I was in this clear plastic box, pushing a lever, that had a small metal tray beneath it. Nothing was coming into the tray. The air was running out. Then, a sign dropped down on the outside of the box. It said: We Will Give You A New Plastic Box, If You Push The Lever Often, And Hard Enough...