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  1. Mrs. L

    A week in the making - A rare, indigenous Stealth Beluga!

    Have you ever been ferrying wanted criminals around and had this thought: "Why am I only ferrying this one guy around in secret... when I can isolate myself in deep space with dozens of possibly violent individuals at the same time?" Thus, I bring you the rare and exotic Stealth Beluga Build...
  2. VoodooSonny

    Funny April Fool's Coriolis...

    If you haven't checked out Coriolis today, do so! There's an update, and the old MS Office companion "Clippy" is there to keep you company, and I believe Bugs Bunny retyped the entire site, and dyed it pink! April fools preparations most likely, they're hilarious! Clippy's "recommendations" are...
  3. Amus

    To the office of the Imperial Magistrate:

    To the office of the Imperial Magistrate CC: Office of the Sherrif LHS 1856 To whomsoever this may be of greatest concern or interest, Sir, Ma'am, M'Lord, M'lady, I have recently (to my mind) been the victim of a misunderstanding that, while inconvenient at most, may indeed perhaps be a sign...
  4. M

    Immersive Comms (Flight Assist Off)

    u/an_angry_gippo (on reddit) posted a great concept of radio chatter in a conflict zone that really adds to the sense of immersion. This inspired me to share an inside look into the highly professional comms chatter between members of the Screaming Eagles during a recent wing fight... Link to...
  5. M

    PvP The Savior of Momoirent

    On February 17, 3304, the Momoirent System came under attack by a squadron of the Screaming Eagles piracy group. Over the course of several hours, Traders from all over the bubble found themselves at the mercy of these intrepid pirates. All seemed lost until the Saviour of Momoirent appeared...
  6. Camisade

    Dear Denton and AIE, you pansies! [A CG-related open letter][Humor][Sort of]

    Dear Denton Patreus and the Neo-Feudalists of Angeli Imperial Enterprises in Wangal, et al: You drama queens should be ashamed of yourselves. As a hard working independent pilot, operating in a universe where Major Powers work actively to snatch away my hard-found income streams at whim (you...
  7. Ralph Vargr

    General / Off-Topic I Had A Dream Where I Was A Space Loach, And...

    I was in this clear plastic box, pushing a lever, that had a small metal tray beneath it. Nothing was coming into the tray. The air was running out. Then, a sign dropped down on the outside of the box. It said: We Will Give You A New Plastic Box, If You Push The Lever Often, And Hard Enough...
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