Damaged ship computer - Funny messages

[Vasco Sapien]

"will i dream?"

"error 404 - Life support not found"

 

[Enride]

...zzzzzzz.......ermph, kill all humans......zzzzzzz.....

 

[Winterwalker]

"Stay to the left. STAY to the left! Slow down. Look out. Did you indicate? Give me the map. Let me drive!"

 

[Aakkonen]

Sounds fun altough when i start hearing "gaaryyy... GAAAAAAAAAARRRRYYYYYYYYYY" Im out of the door.

 

[KraitBite]

What are you doing, Dave?

 

[Enride]

"Stay to the left. STAY to the left! Slow down. Look out. Did you indicate? Give me the map. Let me drive!"

"Oh dont you get sassy with me, mister!"

 

[moorison]

"Don't worry, 80% of modules still functional" - canopy shatters

 

[zipline]

Fuel pooping complete.

 

[JesusRocks1988]

"Corrosive substance scooping complete"
"Heat damage deployed"
"Frame Shift Drive destruct sequence initiated"

 

[EUS]

Mind that herd of cows, dear.

 

[Slange Lands]

"Heat critical, heat critical, this time I really mean it."

 

[Slange Lands]

"What part of "Align with Escape Vector" do you not understand?"
"I really wouldn't do that if I were you."
"You should get a docking computer."
"This is SO depressing."
"Oopsies"
"I'm busy."

 

[Winterwalker]

Are we nearly there yet?

 

[B1rdy]

I'm 97.2%* sure that HCS A.L.I.X. actually says "friendship drive engaged" in hyperspace on occasion.

I see what you did there!

 

[Nadreck]

ERRATIC PILOTING DETECTED

AUTOMATIC OVERRIDE FAILED

RAGEQUIT

RAGEQUIT

SYSTEMS FAILURE

SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED

 

[bootsam]

00110110101110011010001010010101
10011010101010010111100110101100
10100101011010010111100110100101

 

[Whitehair]

"Request Docking? Here I am, brain the size of a planet and all you want me to do is Request Docking?"

 

[Nutter]

00110110101110011010001010010101
10011010101010010111100110101100
10100101011010010111100110100101

Must be a binary system?

 

[Nutter]

Warning! I can hear some scampering noises in the cargo bay, you did close that cargo scoop right? You know, when we saw that giant jellyfish cloud?

Attention, something is knocking on the cockpit door, can we eject now please? [where is it]

 

[ZAKALWEINC8876]

Alert! Alert! Blame TJ!