When they will be released maybeWhat we really need is another Adolf Hitler video adapted for Fleet Carriers...
Darth Vader vs Elite Dangerous Fleet Carriers
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Make those kind of phone calls on your own time, please.
If you're having penne al arrabiata, yes
FD : Personal Fleet Carriers are coming in December. Here's the overview, details to follow.
Ozzel : I want proof, not leads!
Vader : <force choke>
Ozzel : I want proof, not leads!
Vader : <force choke>
Hitler: Steiner's carrier will sort out this battle once it jumps in.What we really need is another Adolf Hitler video adapted for Fleet Carriers...
Krebs: Mein FĂĽhrer... Steiner...
Jodl: Steiner couldn't jump his carrier in. Only one of them is allowed per instance.
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Vader: What is it, Carrier Pilot Dave?
Dave: My Lord, we have defeated the Pirate Scum and we have begun searching nearby star systems for CarrierJumpThingys. However, we have yet to find any Hotspots so far, the asteroid belts are quite large and-
Vader: Asteroids do not concern me, Carrier Pilot. I want those CarrierJumpThingys.
Dave: My Lord, I agreed to work for you as a Fighter Pilot, not a Carrier Pilot. That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was making me some mining expert!
Vader: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
Dave: But-
Vader: Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?
Dave: ........no, no, no My Lord.
Vadar: Good. It would be unfortunate if I have terminate your contract. And your life. Now, about those CarrierJumpThingys?
Dave: Urm, give me a hour, maybe two. I assure you, Lord Vader, the miner scouts deployed from this carrier are working as fast they can, cracking open ring instances like mad-men looking for CarrierJumpThingys hotspots.
Vader: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
Dave: I tell you that this carrier will be fully jump operational as planned.
Vader: The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
Dave: But he asks the impossible. I need more support ships. More pulse wave analysers. More limpets!
Vader: Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.
Dave: [alarmed] The Emperor's coming here? To this carrier?
Vader: That is correct, Carrier Pilot Dave, and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
Dave: We shall double our efforts to obtain CarrierJumpThingys.
Vader: I hope so, Dave, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
Dave: My Lord, we have defeated the Pirate Scum and we have begun searching nearby star systems for CarrierJumpThingys. However, we have yet to find any Hotspots so far, the asteroid belts are quite large and-
Vader: Asteroids do not concern me, Carrier Pilot. I want those CarrierJumpThingys.
Dave: My Lord, I agreed to work for you as a Fighter Pilot, not a Carrier Pilot. That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was making me some mining expert!
Vader: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
Dave: But-
Vader: Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?
Dave: ........no, no, no My Lord.
Vadar: Good. It would be unfortunate if I have terminate your contract. And your life. Now, about those CarrierJumpThingys?
Dave: Urm, give me a hour, maybe two. I assure you, Lord Vader, the miner scouts deployed from this carrier are working as fast they can, cracking open ring instances like mad-men looking for CarrierJumpThingys hotspots.
Vader: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
Dave: I tell you that this carrier will be fully jump operational as planned.
Vader: The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
Dave: But he asks the impossible. I need more support ships. More pulse wave analysers. More limpets!
Vader: Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.
Dave: [alarmed] The Emperor's coming here? To this carrier?
Vader: That is correct, Carrier Pilot Dave, and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
Dave: We shall double our efforts to obtain CarrierJumpThingys.
Vader: I hope so, Dave, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
You know this might make a good scene for a movie.
If Darth Vader had to pay his tie fighter pilots on the same pay scale as commanders pay their NPC crew the empire would have collapsed years ago.
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I know, I'm going to call it Elite Wars and sell the script to Lucasfilm. Wish me luck!
It would be a heck of a lot better (and funnier) than the vomit-like gruel they served us as Episodes 7 and 8...
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