General / Off-Topic Debate on the best way to slap a CMDR with a wet kipper?

Sir.Tj

The Moderator who shall not be Blamed....
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Sir.Tj
'pon my sole, I don't want to encroach on this thread any more, bot I don't like to see things develop into a roe.

Pardon my herring but I'd pike to say the whole thread is full of ruddy nonsense in fact these dace the forum is going to the dogfishs, and its really starting to flounder.

I'm feeling a bit ruff today so I'm going to zander off now, I'll remove my dabs from the keyboard so I'll put my skates on and chub off.. and read a bit of hakespear.

Ahh tope be or not tope be that is the question
 

Bran Tse Mallory

Bran Tse Mallory
amigacooke said:
Trouble with this thread is that people are carping on about fish.

;)
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There's always one crabby person out there! :D

Rob At Work said:
well I'm hooked
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WooHoo! Caught my first fish it seems!



Could the mod who 'fiddled' with my avatar please put the original back... You did keep it right? :D

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T.j said:
'pon my sole, I don't want to encroach on this thread any more, bot I don't like to see things develop into a roe.

Pardon my herring but I'd pike to say the whole thread is full of ruddy nonsense in fact these dace the forum is going to the dogfishs, and its really starting to flounder.

I'm feeling a bit ruff today so I'm going to zander off now, I'll remove my dabs from the keyboard so I'll put my skates on and chub off.. and read a bit of hakespear.

Ahh tope be or not tope be that is the question
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* Faceplam *

I should just send you the kipper with instructions on what to do for the above! :D
 

Hell Razor5543

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I have been doing some checking, and I found that I got the job title wrong. It should be;

Moderator Facial Impact Dispensing Operative (utilising Piscine Implements of an Organic Nature). There are three levels to the NVQ, but they are (with training) easy to achieve.
 

Chris Simon

Chris Simon
Hell Razor5543 said:
I have been doing some checking, and I found that I got the job title wrong. It should be;

Moderator Facial Impact Dispensing Operative (utilising Piscine Implements of an Organic Nature). There are three levels to the NVQ, but they are (with training) easy to achieve.
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MFIDO... You could't have come up with less tongue-breaking abbreviation for moderation team.

How about staying with KIPPER - Karma and Infraction Proration Peremptory Equitable Regiment
 
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Chris Simon

Chris Simon
Hell Razor5543 said:
Not really. As Poseidon is an amphibious deity, his trident uses electrolysis to split the water into hydrogen and oxygen, which is then ignited into something like a thermal lance aimed at the victim, and the emissions was just water vapour.
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So basically an efficient thermal vent mod?
 

Chris Simon

Chris Simon
T.j said:
Thermal vent mod...That's Ian P on curry night isn't it?
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