Title: The Thin End of the Wedge
When : ASAP
Where: Galnet, or Shinrarta Dezhra
Description:
"As we face galactic war, an even greater tragedy is unfolding" pleaded disgraced mega chef Oliver Gordon as he addressed the celebrity fundraising event 'Free the Cheese'.
"Gourmet food faces a cultural genocide unless we act. We owe it to the creameries of the galaxy to save cheeses before these vital artisan skills are lost forever.
We implore the Pilots Federation to add cheese on the approved tradeable cargoes; in this time of crisis, only the savoury notes of Eotienses Blue or a slice of Stinking Lavian can heal our divisions as we hurtle towards potential armageddon- we must not ignore the unifying force of cheese in our time of need."
As the event progressed , the celebrity packed gathering saw other chefs such as Ben Hom, the Hairy Commanders and Floyd Kennard petition the Pilots Federation to rapturous applause, who are yet to comment on the issue.
Commander Gan
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