Congrats to the winners - both brilliant stories (and very honorable mentions to Krystal and Telakin) - and big thanks to Monsieur Kow for bringing them to life with such raffish charm.
I've realised that in order to keep competing at this level I'm going to have to start taking performance enhancing drugs - I hope to have a good run of things before mandatory drug testing is introduced for all participants.
Yep big congrats to the winners and also a hearty hear-hear to the above about psykokow's readings - they really make the drabbles! Incidentally 'Simon Cowell' not sure if you said my drabble was corny or my avatar was horny? Could be either and I agree with both. (She's a deep thinker with great hair and powerful shoulderpads - what's not to love?!)