Community Event / Creation Drabble Writing Contest: Rogues
- Thread starter Frank
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A good win T. J well done. Commiserations to the rest of us, it was another good week in drabble corner.
The world is definitely coming to an end. T.j's tied for first again.
In other news, Frank has yet to pull out his Voting Campaign where he grovels for votes.
I forgots ta grovel <sigh>. I can take comfort from the fact that the 3 Drabbles what beat me were the ones I done voted for.
Didn't Nostradamus mention this as a sign of a coming Apocalypse.
I think it was just before his section on jam making and the importance of regular intestinal transit.
PS
Tremendous Work TJ looking forward to the chosen topic.
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Hmm. Stay Alert. Trust No One. Keep Your Laser Handy.
T.j making jam!? God preserve us!
Trying to decide if this is even worth typing " *groan* " as a response.
Hmm.. too late.
oops sorry. I didn't even realise I was spreading bad puns, though I doubt anyone will believe me... what a pickle!
Honestly, I jus don't relish puns, they're like lies, funny but deceitful all the same. Perhaps it's due to what happens when I'm down the pub. You know like when everyone's been on the sauce, legs turned to jelly and all that curd, but their minds are still sharp enough to spill out the puns. I on the other hand am just too slow... I'm always too busy playing ketchup to hear the punchline.
You should stop playing with the ketchup and focus on the cute woman at the bar and how tomat'er.
I always condiment to but the memory of woman running away, doors left ajar, continues to haunt me.
Come on people. Put a lid on it. Men of your salt have no need to pepper your posts with puns. Besides, we've got a new competition going on, and devil take the Heinz-most.
But he marinade me!
OK I'll can it then, the pun tank was getting a bit empty anyway what with all these juicy drops of wit flowing freely. Perhaps next time I'll bottle some for sharing later; everyone loves the good vintage ones.
OK I'll can it then, the pun tank was getting a bit empty anyway what with all these juicy drops of wit flowing freely. Perhaps next time I'll bottle some for sharing later; everyone loves the good vintage ones.