ED Jokes That May Not Have Been Told Yet

[zeromazaraza]

As an explorer, your real concern is not jump range, weight, heat, fuel, integrity, gravity or resources.

Your real concern is not being the explorer who achieves infamy by discovering the next Marco Qwent.

 

[Skatez69]

well, that was like a joke.... only smaller...

 

[SCiARA]

well, that was like a joke.... only smaller...

a jo...?

 

[Rat Catcher]

a jo...?

Maybe he doesn't like Marco's hairstyle?

 

[Semivivus]

They´re all in the next patch.

 

[Riverside]

The only ED joke I can remember is:

Q) How do you know if a player has an LEP?

A) They'll tell you

 

[Navigare Necesse Est]

There is a reason some jokes don't get told.

 

[SCiARA]

There is a reason some jokes don't get told.

if I'm being honest I don't get it

 

[Achtung-Goomba]

Has no one got one in the classic “a ganker, a carebear and a white knight walk into a bar” format?

 

[Edith_The_Hutt]

How do you spot an accountant in a spaceport?

Spoiler

They're flying an Adder

 

[VR Jay Le Chardon]

Why are Thargoids always miserable? Because of the ah-MOAN-ayah!

 

[VR Jay Le Chardon]

In the thirty three hundreds, how do you know that a child's destined to be an idiot? They want to fly a federal mustang...

 

[SlickPBW]

not a joke but when I explore my biggest worry is the possibility of finding Raxxla but not noticing it.

 

[VR Jay Le Chardon]

How do you tell if someone belongs to the alliance when they are in their space suit? They will have a filing cabinet on their suits back.

 

[VR Jay Le Chardon]

Who is the galaxy's most successful, all time undisputed champion of eternity at hide and seek? Raxxla - RAXXLA!! You can come out now, you've won, it's 37 years now...

 

[VR Jay Le Chardon]

What's the spiciest variant of kale? The allian-pino...

 

[Sensei Jacksama]

"Cobra CMDRs must always keep an eye out for GI joe" - shamelessly stole this from a 6 year old thread.

 

[VR Jay Le Chardon]

Who are the most versatile people in Colonia? Jacques of all trades...

 

[VR Jay Le Chardon]

Why do CMDR's think pirates are secretive? Because they are always speaking int' CODE

 

[VR Jay Le Chardon]

How do you confuse a fedneck? Tell him he'll find the best rocks in the corners of the rings.