This one is funny because it is so true...
ED Jokes That May Not Have Been Told Yet
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You crash down to normal space due to not setting power priorities.
Explorer jokes? Hmm...
What did Raxxla say to the Explorer?
- Dunno.
What did one fuel rat say to another?
- Aren't you supposed to be somewhere else?
What did the deep-space researcher say to the commander?
- I want to go somewhere already discovered and described in total detail.
What did the Asp Explorer say to the Diamondback Explorer?
- Nothing. They're ships. They don't talk.
What did the Vulture pilot say to her co-pilot?
- You had one job!
Eh, hard to think of good jokes when out in the emptiness of space.
You could say there's a blank in the tape.
But, nobody knows what tapes are in the 3300's.
What did Raxxla say to the Explorer?
- Dunno.
What did one fuel rat say to another?
- Aren't you supposed to be somewhere else?
What did the deep-space researcher say to the commander?
- I want to go somewhere already discovered and described in total detail.
What did the Asp Explorer say to the Diamondback Explorer?
- Nothing. They're ships. They don't talk.
What did the Vulture pilot say to her co-pilot?
- You had one job!
Eh, hard to think of good jokes when out in the emptiness of space.
You could say there's a blank in the tape.
But, nobody knows what tapes are in the 3300's.
Been there, done that and .... can't remember where it was. Believe me, it's no joke to be an old player
My LEP owners club thread was closed 5 years ago. Haters gonna hate.The only ED joke I can remember is:
Q) How do you know if a player has an LEP?
A) They'll tell you
A Solo player, a Group player and an Open player walk into a bar.
Barman says what are you having?
The Solo player says I'll have pint of beer, but I want to drink it by myself. I'm scared someone might just bump into me and spill my pint.
Barman says Don't worry go to the toilets find an empty cubicle and lock yourself in. Very good security in our toilets, you will be safe there.
The Group player says I'll have pitcher of beer to share with my friends, please barman.
Barmans says Your 3 mates are in cubicle number 3 in the gents here is a spare key.
Open player says Give me a foaming pint of Dangerous Brew you crazy little man.
Barman says see if you can find anyone talk to in the garden, or the lounge. There is a community event in the bowlling alley, can be a little rough. Oh and if you need to pee there are flower vases on every table in the dining room.
Barman says what are you having?
The Solo player says I'll have pint of beer, but I want to drink it by myself. I'm scared someone might just bump into me and spill my pint.
Barman says Don't worry go to the toilets find an empty cubicle and lock yourself in. Very good security in our toilets, you will be safe there.
The Group player says I'll have pitcher of beer to share with my friends, please barman.
Barmans says Your 3 mates are in cubicle number 3 in the gents here is a spare key.
Open player says Give me a foaming pint of Dangerous Brew you crazy little man.
Barman says see if you can find anyone talk to in the garden, or the lounge. There is a community event in the bowlling alley, can be a little rough. Oh and if you need to pee there are flower vases on every table in the dining room.
They say you see what you want to see.
So, I saw Batman telling people to go to the toilet.
