Ehm ... USS ..What does it actually stand for?

[Kuro]

Unrelenting Sock Sniffer

 

[Symo]

Underachieving Snail Society

 

[possessed]

Useless Scripted Stuff

lol
+1 rep

 

[PiLhEaD]

Unusually slippery sandals

lead to an

Unwelcome sausage sandwich

...honest m'lud...

 

[Geers]

Universal Soufflé Society.

 

[Daveson]

I've just woken up my wife with my uncontrollable laughter because of this. Best-Thread-Ever!!!!