If that doesn’t kill your liver you could try the other one where you have a drink every time someone asks about a fix that isn’t in the patch notes a double if it is mentioned as being investigated.I'd start a game where one forum question about when the game will be back up means one drink, but I'm pretty sure this update would end up killing me if I did that.
Personally I'm expecting one of those updates where there's going to be a bit of, shall we say, further optimisation before things are as they should be too. It's going to be big, it's going to impact a lot of different things and it's going to change existing gameplay.