I translated the patch noted into thickonese as requested by a fellow forumite, I hope these are ok for all!
Hi everyone,
New number for the space shooty game is 1.04, flyer persons have to go play candy crush while the nice game people make the game shiny again just after they have had their packed lunch. Here's the stuff wot was fixerated :
- Stations have been informed to ask the nice security man if they lose sight of mummy
- If the big man is sitting in the seat the seat is definitely occupied, we now know this
- Some stuff was not the same when it should have been the same, it is now the same when it should be the same
- Police are nice when you go boom boom pew pew on a baddie
- When shooting baddies all the baddies now remember the baddie shooting you did do to them in space and also the people in the big station place for bringing them the letters from their grans and stuff
- If you have exploderated a baddie the game remembers it was you who did the exploderating better than it did before
- The have put some super strings onto the bits in the galaxy to keep it together better
- Rats are now not allowed into the planetarium because Miss Jenkins says so, and Miss Jenkins is in charge in the planetarium
- Some planets are now the proper planets that they should be now that Mr Johnson from the physix class has told them what they should be
- Tell us who eats cabbage and who doesn't at lunch, if it's red cabbage though we don't care about that
- When the computer has an argument with the filing lady we now try and see why it argued in a better way
- The Pareco place wanted more than everyone else, so we've now told it that it can't have any more pudding as it didn't eat it's greens
- Someone lost their crisps, we got them back for them!
- Some stuff about eating too many crisps and looking at the shiny things
- We only got 2/10 in last weeks spelling test, this week we got 7/10!
Mr Andy will tell us a story later if we are good!
Edit: You can play again in the time it takes to cook some oven chips and chicken nuggets.
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