Elite Memes
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So there I am, in the Sri Lanka system, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for seven hundred brown M&Ms to fill a Cutter, or Ozzy wouldn't go mining that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of the system. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweet shop station in our SRVs. Well, instead of a guard drones, they've got this bloody great big Corvette. I managed to take out the Vette with a can of mace, but the station owner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went mining.....
"Commander Freeman in the flesh...or rather, the Remlok suit..."I don't know why I created this image. I probably committed some sort of sin, and it isn't funny or smart and nothing is really my work either and the font is off. But it took me a minute of work so I'm going to post it anyway.
Wonders why Ejection seats are not in spaceships.
Then realise we are all doomed anyway.
Then realise we are all doomed anyway.
Fine for speeding entering station...so slow out to keep dock manager happy...fine for loitering 
It's by far the best thread ever started on this forum.
I wish I had a meme to express that.
I wish I had a meme to express that.
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Gratuities will need to be paid in advance.
You have just won two free tickets for a prestigious cruise onboard the magnificent 'Star Dreamer' Beluga Liner to the Leesti System.
Please go to Hutton Orbital to collect your free tickets.
Gratuities will need to be paid in advance.
When you are been jumping and scanning out in the black and you start to think you can actually hear frameship drive engaging when jumping:
...and realising your are arguing with yourself probably over 10kly from the nearest other person.
...and realising your are arguing with yourself probably over 10kly from the nearest other person.
When everyone is all
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