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Why a switch? I just want to clap.

I don't see why I should have to clap. It's bad game design if I have to actually clap...

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Why clap? I want to say: "Computer... Light".
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Screw that! Telepathy, now, there's an idea. It still requires some work, all that thinking, but, hey, sometimes you gotta just tough it out.
 
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Screw that! I want the light to come on automatically when I'm around and the light level is too low.

Wait a damn second here, we're BOTH being Rubes! Why should we be okay with letting it wait until we're actually around to turn on? I want it to know when I'm about to be around! I'm a busy man - I don't have time for this "Oh, you're around now! Time to turn on the light!" namby-pamby rinky-dink crap.

Jeez, the inferior tech we settle for...
 
Wait a damn second here, we're BOTH being Rubes! Why should we be okay with letting it wait until we're actually around to turn on? I want it to know when I'm about to be around! I'm a busy man - I don't have time for this "Oh, you're around now! Time to turn on the light!" namby-pamby rinky-dink crap.

Jeez, the inferior tech we settle for...
Screw that! I want lights that know what I'm about to do, and then position themselves in the perfect position with immaculate timing.
 
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