Community Event / Creation Elite Parody Songs
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Let me start by apologising publicly to Richard Carpenter and the memory of Karen Carpenter.
I love their songs and this is in no way meant dis-honour them.
I continue to prove I can't sing with yet another parody song Elite Once More
Here are the lyrics:
I want to apologise for massacring a classic
I AM SORRY
I love their songs and this is in no way meant dis-honour them.
I continue to prove I can't sing with yet another parody song Elite Once More
Here are the lyrics:
When I was young I'd set the tape to load
Waitin' for my favorite games
When they'd load I'd play all day long, it made me smile
Those were such happy times and not so long ago
How I wondered where Elite'd gone
But it's back again just like a long lost friend
The game I loved so well
Every docking sequence
Every pew-pew-pew-pew, still shines
Selling everything, they are wanting to buy, so fine
When I get to the port
Where I'm buyin' a part
It can really make me cry, just like before
It's Elite once more
Lookin' back on how games were in years gone by
And the good times that I had
Makes today seem rather sad, so much has changed.
It was games I'd love that I would play to death
And I'd memorize each key
Those games in 2D, still seem so good to me
As they melt the years away
Every docking sequence
Every pew-pew-pew-pew, still shines
Selling everything, they are wanting to buy, so fine
All my best memories come back clearly to me
Some can even make me cry, just like before
It's Elite once more
Every docking sequence
Every pew-pew-pew-pew, still shines
Selling everything, they are wanting to buy, so fine
Every docking sequence
Every pew-pew-pew-pew, still shines
Selling everything, they are wanting to buy, so fine
Waitin' for my favorite games
When they'd load I'd play all day long, it made me smile
Those were such happy times and not so long ago
How I wondered where Elite'd gone
But it's back again just like a long lost friend
The game I loved so well
Every docking sequence
Every pew-pew-pew-pew, still shines
Selling everything, they are wanting to buy, so fine
When I get to the port
Where I'm buyin' a part
It can really make me cry, just like before
It's Elite once more
Lookin' back on how games were in years gone by
And the good times that I had
Makes today seem rather sad, so much has changed.
It was games I'd love that I would play to death
And I'd memorize each key
Those games in 2D, still seem so good to me
As they melt the years away
Every docking sequence
Every pew-pew-pew-pew, still shines
Selling everything, they are wanting to buy, so fine
All my best memories come back clearly to me
Some can even make me cry, just like before
It's Elite once more
Every docking sequence
Every pew-pew-pew-pew, still shines
Selling everything, they are wanting to buy, so fine
Every docking sequence
Every pew-pew-pew-pew, still shines
Selling everything, they are wanting to buy, so fine
I want to apologise for massacring a classic
I AM SORRY
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Pretty Good for a Non guy
I should get this recorded tomorrow so if you would rather hear it... don't spoil it for yourself!!
I should get this recorded tomorrow so if you would rather hear it... don't spoil it for yourself!!
Fly this for me baby,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Fly this for me baby,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Fly this for me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh
And all the traders say I that fly good for a non guy
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cargo cans
You know it's kind of hard
Just to get a trade today
Our subject is a girl
But she kicks ass anyway
she may not have an asp
but shes got a lot of style
and everything job she takes
Well she completes with a smile
So don't be late, and fly it straight
You know you really got ta get it there today
So don't be late, or it will be
For you no trade, for you no trade
So your engine rate, you'll need to compensate
At least you'll know you can always get a better rate
The worlds Elite wannabees, (hey, hey)
Be a Trading king
Fly this for me baby,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Fly this for me baby,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Fly this for me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh
And all the traders say that I fly good for a non guy
She takes a shipping job
Not just any will suffice
But this one was to Lave
So she knew it would be nice
Now undocking in her Cobra,
She sees vipers flying past
If they scan her ship for slaves
Then they're gonna fine her ass
So don't be late, and fly it straight
You know you really got ta get it there today
So don't be late, or it will be
For you no trade, for you no trade
So your engine rate, you'll need to compensate
At least you'll know you can always get a better rate
The worlds Elite wannabees, (hey, hey)
Be a Trading king
Now she's gonna get a fine, yeah
She gonna get done
She says she trading food, but she's really trading guns
Customs say something aint right
somethings not legit
But they're too busy right now
So they're gonna let it slip
Fly this for me baby,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Fly this for me baby,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Fly this for me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cargo cans
So don't be late, and fly it straight
You know you really got ta get it there today
So don't be late, or it will be
For you no trade, for you no trade
So your engine rate, you'll need to compensate
At least you'll know you can always get a better rate
The worlds Elite wannabes,
They all love Elite wannabes
Let's get more Elite wannabes (hey, hey)
Be that Trading King
Uh-huh uh-huh
Fly this for me baby,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Fly this for me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh
And all the traders say I that fly good for a non guy
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cargo cans
You know it's kind of hard
Just to get a trade today
Our subject is a girl
But she kicks ass anyway
she may not have an asp
but shes got a lot of style
and everything job she takes
Well she completes with a smile
So don't be late, and fly it straight
You know you really got ta get it there today
So don't be late, or it will be
For you no trade, for you no trade
So your engine rate, you'll need to compensate
At least you'll know you can always get a better rate
The worlds Elite wannabees, (hey, hey)
Be a Trading king
Fly this for me baby,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Fly this for me baby,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Fly this for me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh
And all the traders say that I fly good for a non guy
She takes a shipping job
Not just any will suffice
But this one was to Lave
So she knew it would be nice
Now undocking in her Cobra,
She sees vipers flying past
If they scan her ship for slaves
Then they're gonna fine her ass
So don't be late, and fly it straight
You know you really got ta get it there today
So don't be late, or it will be
For you no trade, for you no trade
So your engine rate, you'll need to compensate
At least you'll know you can always get a better rate
The worlds Elite wannabees, (hey, hey)
Be a Trading king
Now she's gonna get a fine, yeah
She gonna get done
She says she trading food, but she's really trading guns
Customs say something aint right
somethings not legit
But they're too busy right now
So they're gonna let it slip
Fly this for me baby,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Fly this for me baby,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Fly this for me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cargo cans
So don't be late, and fly it straight
You know you really got ta get it there today
So don't be late, or it will be
For you no trade, for you no trade
So your engine rate, you'll need to compensate
At least you'll know you can always get a better rate
The worlds Elite wannabes,
They all love Elite wannabes
Let's get more Elite wannabes (hey, hey)
Be that Trading King
Elite Style
Ok struggled with this one... any help would be great..
Docking Elite Style
Elite Style
I need to get in there because im running low on fuel
please give me clearance and somewhere I can go
I need to land soon while I still can while this ship works
or ill end up in deep trouble.
No way you'll fit in here
So don't even try to dock your ship and try to land in here
There just no way that your massive ship will ever fit down here
No way that we can even try to fit another ship in here
No not in here..
I'm Low on Power
wont Last an hour
So let me dock No please let me dock No
I'm Low on Power
wont Last an hour
So let me dock No Please let me dock No
I will not make it if you will not let me dock dock dock dock...dock
Docking Elite Style
EliteStyle
woop woop woop woop
Docking Elite Style
EliteStyle
woop woop woop woop
Docking Elite Style
No Docking Clearance
Nope nope nope nope docking Elite Style
No Docking Clearance
Nope nope nope nope
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
I cant believe you that wont make room for me
there must be a law to stop you leaving me to die at sea
Can you at least try to find somewhere safe for me?
Oh my god what is it I can't see
No way you'll fit in here
So don't even try to dock your ship and try to land in here
There just no way that your massive ship will ever fit down here
No way that we can even try to fit another ship in here
No not in here..
I'm Low on Power
wont Last an hour
So let me dock No please let me dock No
I'm Low on Power
wont Last an hour
So let me dock No Please let me dock No
I will not make it if you will not let me dock dock dock dock...dock
Docking Elite Style
EliteStyle
woop woop woop woop
Docking Elite Style
EliteStyle
woop woop woop woop
Docking Elite Style
No Docking Clearance
Nope nope nope nope docking Elite Style
No Docking Clearance
Nope nope nope nope
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
I dont know
where the hell to go
please can you tell me where it is safe to go
I dont know
where the hell to go
please can you tell me where it is safe to go
please help me
docking Elite Style
No Docking Clearance
Nope nope nope nope docking Elite Style
No Docking Clearance
Nope nope nope nope
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
Docking Elite Style
Ok struggled with this one... any help would be great..
Docking Elite Style
Elite Style
I need to get in there because im running low on fuel
please give me clearance and somewhere I can go
I need to land soon while I still can while this ship works
or ill end up in deep trouble.
No way you'll fit in here
So don't even try to dock your ship and try to land in here
There just no way that your massive ship will ever fit down here
No way that we can even try to fit another ship in here
No not in here..
I'm Low on Power
wont Last an hour
So let me dock No please let me dock No
I'm Low on Power
wont Last an hour
So let me dock No Please let me dock No
I will not make it if you will not let me dock dock dock dock...dock
Docking Elite Style
EliteStyle
woop woop woop woop
Docking Elite Style
EliteStyle
woop woop woop woop
Docking Elite Style
No Docking Clearance
Nope nope nope nope docking Elite Style
No Docking Clearance
Nope nope nope nope
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
I cant believe you that wont make room for me
there must be a law to stop you leaving me to die at sea
Can you at least try to find somewhere safe for me?
Oh my god what is it I can't see
No way you'll fit in here
So don't even try to dock your ship and try to land in here
There just no way that your massive ship will ever fit down here
No way that we can even try to fit another ship in here
No not in here..
I'm Low on Power
wont Last an hour
So let me dock No please let me dock No
I'm Low on Power
wont Last an hour
So let me dock No Please let me dock No
I will not make it if you will not let me dock dock dock dock...dock
Docking Elite Style
EliteStyle
woop woop woop woop
Docking Elite Style
EliteStyle
woop woop woop woop
Docking Elite Style
No Docking Clearance
Nope nope nope nope docking Elite Style
No Docking Clearance
Nope nope nope nope
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
I dont know
where the hell to go
please can you tell me where it is safe to go
I dont know
where the hell to go
please can you tell me where it is safe to go
please help me
docking Elite Style
No Docking Clearance
Nope nope nope nope docking Elite Style
No Docking Clearance
Nope nope nope nope
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
Docking Elite Style
That's the best one yet!
I was thinking of doing lyrics to this about the PvE carebears....Just never get time to really sit down and write the song lol
Pv Carebear Style
I dont need anyone because im running away from you
please leave me well alone with somewhere I can go
I don't like lazor sounds from the PvP Im so scared
can I have a hug pretty please
oh I hate PVP
they might even try to steal your ship and try to steal your goods
There just no way I am fighting you Im going to run away
No way that I can even try to multiplayer in this game
No PVP
I look behind me
You might grief me
I want to cry oh I want to cry oh
I look behind me
You might grief me
Im gonna cry oh Im gonna cry oh
I will start to cry if you start to grief me cry cry cry cry cry......cry
Pv Carebear Style....
CarebearStyle
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style
Carebear Style
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style....
Hey stop your shootin'
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style....
Hey stop your shootin'
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style....
I cant believe that you just shot me up
there must be a law to stop you shooting me to die at sea
Can you at least try to find somewhere safe for me?
PvP it is not PvE
oh I hate PVP
they might even try to steal your ship and try to steal your goods
There just no way I am fighting you Im going to run away
No way that I can even try to multiplayer in this game
No PVP
I look behind me
You might grief me
I want to cry oh I want to cry oh
I look behind me
You might grief me
Im gonna cry oh Im gonna cry oh
I will start to cry if you start to grief me cry cry cry cry cry......cry
Pv Carebear Style....
CarebearStyle
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style
Carebear Style
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style....
Hey stop your shootin'
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style....
Hey stop your shootin'
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style....
I dont know
where the hell to go
please can you tell me where it is safe to go
I dont know
where the hell to go
please can you tell me where it is safe to go
please help me
Pv Carebear Style....
Hey stop your shootin'
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style....
Hey stop your shootin'
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style....
Pv Carebear Style....
Pv Carebear Style
I dont need anyone because im running away from you
please leave me well alone with somewhere I can go
I don't like lazor sounds from the PvP Im so scared
can I have a hug pretty please
oh I hate PVP
they might even try to steal your ship and try to steal your goods
There just no way I am fighting you Im going to run away
No way that I can even try to multiplayer in this game
No PVP
I look behind me
You might grief me
I want to cry oh I want to cry oh
I look behind me
You might grief me
Im gonna cry oh Im gonna cry oh
I will start to cry if you start to grief me cry cry cry cry cry......cry
Pv Carebear Style....
CarebearStyle
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style
Carebear Style
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style....
Hey stop your shootin'
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style....
Hey stop your shootin'
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style....
I cant believe that you just shot me up
there must be a law to stop you shooting me to die at sea
Can you at least try to find somewhere safe for me?
PvP it is not PvE
oh I hate PVP
they might even try to steal your ship and try to steal your goods
There just no way I am fighting you Im going to run away
No way that I can even try to multiplayer in this game
No PVP
I look behind me
You might grief me
I want to cry oh I want to cry oh
I look behind me
You might grief me
Im gonna cry oh Im gonna cry oh
I will start to cry if you start to grief me cry cry cry cry cry......cry
Pv Carebear Style....
CarebearStyle
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style
Carebear Style
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style....
Hey stop your shootin'
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style....
Hey stop your shootin'
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style....
I dont know
where the hell to go
please can you tell me where it is safe to go
I dont know
where the hell to go
please can you tell me where it is safe to go
please help me
Pv Carebear Style....
Hey stop your shootin'
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style....
Hey stop your shootin'
woop woop woop woop
Pv Carebear Style....
Pv Carebear Style....
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Perhaps you could publish the dance? You know, with the little foot prints that show you where to put your feet, like they used to publish in the newspapers in the 70s.
It could be all the rage at Lavecon. And the plant with the hidden camera will be there to record it all [evil laugh]
It could be all the rage at Lavecon. And the plant with the hidden camera will be there to record it all [evil laugh]
Thanks Listiri.. the problem with that song is the speed and rythm of the verse..
Then the story aspect gets lost and it becomes a tad dull..
I think between the two lots I should be able to make a story...
If you have any input please feel free to add to this song.
No I don't want pvp
why is it that all of these people dont want pve.
come on! I mean surely all the benefits they see
or are they just all set on trying to come and blast at me
I just want pve..
Then the story aspect gets lost and it becomes a tad dull..
I think between the two lots I should be able to make a story...
If you have any input please feel free to add to this song.
No I don't want pvp
why is it that all of these people dont want pve.
come on! I mean surely all the benefits they see
or are they just all set on trying to come and blast at me
I just want pve..
It's like that, and that's the way it is ... HUH!
that's a song reference, bonus points if you know it ... because even I can't remember which song it is
Song: Elite Carebear
Lyrics :
Lyrics :
Playing Elite Style
Carebear Style
I was flying in my cobra trying to get to Benards Star
my fuel was running low, I had no chance of getting there.
I needed some more fuel quick while this ship still has some power
or ill end up in trouble.
So I sent out a call
Asking for some help from the pilots nearby one and all
There is some bleeping on my radar now, they heard my call
They say I have to give my cargo now or fight them all
Die in fireball..
Those bloody pirates
they make me Irate
No PVP No No PVP No
They take my shileds out
now see me pout
No PVP No Please no PVP No
I will not play in this all group any more more more more...more
I'm Playing Carebear Style
Carebear Style
no PEW PEW PEW
Playing Carebear Style
Carebear Style
no PEW PEW PEW
Playing Carebear Style
No Greifing me now
Nope nope nope nope not in carebear Style
No Player Killing
Nope nope nope nope
yay yay yay yay yay
I cant believe that they wont make this group for me
there must be some law to make them give us PVE
Can you at least try to a way to end this grief
I need to beleive
So I sent out a call
Asking for some help from the pilots nearby one and all
There is some bleeping on my radar now, they heard my call
They say I have to give my cargo now or fight them all
Die in fireball..
Those bloody pirates
they make me Irate
No PVP No No PVP No
They take my shileds out
now see me pout
No PVP No Please no PVP No
I will not play in this all group any more more more more...more
I'm Playing Carebear Style
Carebear Style
no PEW PEW PEW
Playing Carebear Style
Carebear Style
no PEW PEW PEW
Playing Carebear Style
No Greifing me now
Nope nope nope nope not in carebear Style
No Player Killing
Nope nope nope nope
yay yay yay yay yay
PVP NO
PVEs way to go
Explain to me why this has become a no go
PVP NO
PVEs way to go
Explain to me why this has become a no go
you know how I play
Elite Carebear Style
No Greifing me now
Nope nope nope nope not in carebear Style
No Player Killing
Nope nope nope nope
yay yay yay yay yay
Elite Carebear Style
Carebear Style
I was flying in my cobra trying to get to Benards Star
my fuel was running low, I had no chance of getting there.
I needed some more fuel quick while this ship still has some power
or ill end up in trouble.
So I sent out a call
Asking for some help from the pilots nearby one and all
There is some bleeping on my radar now, they heard my call
They say I have to give my cargo now or fight them all
Die in fireball..
Those bloody pirates
they make me Irate
No PVP No No PVP No
They take my shileds out
now see me pout
No PVP No Please no PVP No
I will not play in this all group any more more more more...more
I'm Playing Carebear Style
Carebear Style
no PEW PEW PEW
Playing Carebear Style
Carebear Style
no PEW PEW PEW
Playing Carebear Style
No Greifing me now
Nope nope nope nope not in carebear Style
No Player Killing
Nope nope nope nope
yay yay yay yay yay
I cant believe that they wont make this group for me
there must be some law to make them give us PVE
Can you at least try to a way to end this grief
I need to beleive
So I sent out a call
Asking for some help from the pilots nearby one and all
There is some bleeping on my radar now, they heard my call
They say I have to give my cargo now or fight them all
Die in fireball..
Those bloody pirates
they make me Irate
No PVP No No PVP No
They take my shileds out
now see me pout
No PVP No Please no PVP No
I will not play in this all group any more more more more...more
I'm Playing Carebear Style
Carebear Style
no PEW PEW PEW
Playing Carebear Style
Carebear Style
no PEW PEW PEW
Playing Carebear Style
No Greifing me now
Nope nope nope nope not in carebear Style
No Player Killing
Nope nope nope nope
yay yay yay yay yay
PVP NO
PVEs way to go
Explain to me why this has become a no go
PVP NO
PVEs way to go
Explain to me why this has become a no go
you know how I play
Elite Carebear Style
No Greifing me now
Nope nope nope nope not in carebear Style
No Player Killing
Nope nope nope nope
yay yay yay yay yay
Elite Carebear Style
Well, at this rate we'll have an official song for every group.
Watching them come and go
The veterans and the newbies
They're exploring uncharted lands
systems unknown to man
Fortune comes and Fortune goes
Some would sell you anything
They fill their hulls with precious cargo
Experience for the savvy blind
But if you play
all your days are hooked upon this game
Play and your real life will disappear
Pirates they hide from you
(Trading the strangest things, Commander Alien)
And your prayers they break the sky in two
(Trading the strangest things, Commander Alien)
[Instrumental]
Thinking of a different time
Griefing a modern problem
Bounty and your wealth in hand
Terror not a best laid plan
Watching them come and go
Pirates and the honest traders
PvP and the PvE'ers
Playing in their own way
But if you play
all your days are hooked upon this game
Play and your real life will disappear
Pirates they hide from you
(Trading the strangest things, Commander Alien)
And the pirates they will shoot at you
(Trading the strangest things, Commander Alien)
You'll play til the break of dawn
(Trading the strangest things, Commander Alien)
And you'll believe you're Commander Alien
(Trading the strangest things, Commander Alien)
[Instrumental]
(Trading the strangest things, Commander Alien)
The veterans and the newbies
They're exploring uncharted lands
systems unknown to man
Fortune comes and Fortune goes
Some would sell you anything
They fill their hulls with precious cargo
Experience for the savvy blind
But if you play
all your days are hooked upon this game
Play and your real life will disappear
Pirates they hide from you
(Trading the strangest things, Commander Alien)
And your prayers they break the sky in two
(Trading the strangest things, Commander Alien)
[Instrumental]
Thinking of a different time
Griefing a modern problem
Bounty and your wealth in hand
Terror not a best laid plan
Watching them come and go
Pirates and the honest traders
PvP and the PvE'ers
Playing in their own way
But if you play
all your days are hooked upon this game
Play and your real life will disappear
Pirates they hide from you
(Trading the strangest things, Commander Alien)
And the pirates they will shoot at you
(Trading the strangest things, Commander Alien)
You'll play til the break of dawn
(Trading the strangest things, Commander Alien)
And you'll believe you're Commander Alien
(Trading the strangest things, Commander Alien)
[Instrumental]
(Trading the strangest things, Commander Alien)
Well, at this rate we'll have an official song for every group.
If you haven't noticed, Pyskokow and myself and are producing one each at least, every day