Community Event / Creation Elite Parody Songs
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I have to be the worst Forum reader of all time, I've only just found this thread, thank you psykokow really cheered me up
I have to be the worst Forum reader of all time, I've only just found this thread, thank you psykokow really cheered me up
We forgive you.
"Lave Marine"
Och Laddies you're damn right*
My Armpits dont smell right
I blame Lave Retro*
from playing I war
Nobody's perfect*
but Im bloody near it*
And fellas, I;m worth it*
It won't break the law
my dinners late, big ass steak*
You've gotta hang on to my wobble for as long as I take*
Next time, bring a flan and I'll be good to you*
We've flea infested sweaty bits
Im only got you hear by putting drugs into your drinks*
Let's go, Geronimo*
Paint the town bright blue*
Come take my hand
Understand that you can*
You're my man and I own you outright
Come make my dreams
Honey hard as it seems*
Loving me is ;ike eating a pie, I
I just buy lave marines*
They last longer it seems*
Survive a kiss or three*
And still fine*
I like to squeeze them hey*
show them my negligee*
Most of them do turn gay*
buts thats fine*
Och Laddies you're damn right*
My Armpits dont smell right
I blame Lave Retro*
from playing I war
Nobody's perfect*
but Im bloody near it*
And fellas, I;m worth it*
It won't break the law
my dinners late, big ass steak*
You've gotta hang on to my wobble for as long as I take*
Next time, bring a flan and I'll be good to you*
We've flea infested sweaty bits
Im only got you hear by putting drugs into your drinks*
Let's go, Geronimo*
Paint the town bright blue*
Come take my hand
Understand that you can*
You're my man and I own you outright
Come make my dreams
Honey hard as it seems*
Loving me is ;ike eating a pie, I
I just buy lave marines*
They last longer it seems*
Survive a kiss or three*
And still fine*
I like to squeeze them hey*
show them my negligee*
Most of them do turn gay*
buts thats fine*
Ok, I'm fairly new here, but is there something... wrong... with Psykokow?
The question isn't "Is there something wrong with Psykokow?" ... the question should be "Is there something right with Psykokow?"
For some reason (probably my anti scripting/flash/ads plugins, I cannot listen to this. Is there an alternative location it can be downloaded from?
Ian Phillips
Volunteer Moderator
I'ts too early in the morning to start the torture sessions.
I'm just going to wash my ears out
I'm just going to wash my ears out
The question isn't "Is there something wrong with Psykokow?" ... the question should be "Is there something right with Psykokow?"
That's like trying to answer the question about whether the Universe is up or down.... Nigh on impossible...
Are you really sure you want to listen to these.... Think about the life you have ahead of you and your prospects.... you want to ruin your mental well-being for the sake of a 'song'????
http://youtu.be/TBcXXfzrqco
It's been a long time, getting to E D from E
It's been a long time, but Elite Four's finally here
I can see Braben's dream come alive at last, I will touch the sky
And they're not gonna hold it back no more, no they're not gonna change their minds
Cos they've got faith in the art, going where the art will take them
I've got faith to believe, F D can do anything
I've got not far to go, don't you see, no-one's gonna bribe or stop them
We can reach any star
I've got faith (I've got I've got) I've got faith, faith in the art
It's been a long time, getting to E D from E
It's been a long time, but Elite Four's finally here
I can see Braben's dream come alive at last, I will touch the sky
And they're not gonna hold it back no more, no they're not gonna change their minds
Cos they've got faith in the art, going where the art will take them
I've got faith to believe, F D can do anything
I've got not far to go, don't you see, no-one's gonna bribe or stop them
We can reach any star
I've got faith (I've got I've got) I've got faith, faith in the art
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Dodgy Bowie wants a map of the Stars...
CLICK TO PLAY: Starmap
Written By Ian Philips, Psykokow and Listeri69
Lyrics:
We want the starmap but the word is soon
I want to know where frontier placed my moon
Micheal brookes knows but never says a thing
Then a new post on the forum reads
Its coming soon yay, its not what we needs
Thats not a starmap thats another meet the team......
There's a starmap waiting on his desk
we'd like him to release it
but the ****** says not yet
There's a starmap that mr wagar needs
he's told us not tomorrow
because he wants us all to plead
He told us
You don't need to see it
we just can't release it
well maybe you can see it soon
I couldnt wait so i tuned to Lave Radio
They made it clear that they didnt know
went to the forums maybe someone posted it.
Theres a new post oh what a tease
Michael brookes seems mighty pleased
thats no starmap its peek of the week
Theres a starmap an Brookie is the key,
Im sure he is from endor, coz he looks like a wookie
There's a starmap, John Harper does desire
psykokow did draw one
but it looks like sick on fire
Brookes told us
You don't need to see it
we just can't release it
well maybe you can see it soon
There's a starmap waiting on his desk
we'd like him to release it
but the ****** says not yet
There's a starmap that mr wagar needs
he's told us not tomorrow
because he wants us all to plead
He told us
You don't need to see it
we just can't release it
We all want to see it soon
ps Thanks Allen for the post effects advice.
CLICK TO PLAY: Starmap
Written By Ian Philips, Psykokow and Listeri69
Lyrics:
We want the starmap but the word is soon
I want to know where frontier placed my moon
Micheal brookes knows but never says a thing
Then a new post on the forum reads
Its coming soon yay, its not what we needs
Thats not a starmap thats another meet the team......
There's a starmap waiting on his desk
we'd like him to release it
but the ****** says not yet
There's a starmap that mr wagar needs
he's told us not tomorrow
because he wants us all to plead
He told us
You don't need to see it
we just can't release it
well maybe you can see it soon
I couldnt wait so i tuned to Lave Radio
They made it clear that they didnt know
went to the forums maybe someone posted it.
Theres a new post oh what a tease
Michael brookes seems mighty pleased
thats no starmap its peek of the week
Theres a starmap an Brookie is the key,
Im sure he is from endor, coz he looks like a wookie
There's a starmap, John Harper does desire
psykokow did draw one
but it looks like sick on fire
Brookes told us
You don't need to see it
we just can't release it
well maybe you can see it soon
There's a starmap waiting on his desk
we'd like him to release it
but the ****** says not yet
There's a starmap that mr wagar needs
he's told us not tomorrow
because he wants us all to plead
He told us
You don't need to see it
we just can't release it
We all want to see it soon
ps Thanks Allen for the post effects advice.
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That is just the BEST post EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!! I have the song on my ipod now. Psykokow you are just the best !!!!!! I LOVE listening to you and reading your posts.
Big Bowie fan here too.
Can someone please throw in an insult.. not used to this.. maybe collaborations with more talented people is the way to go!!
Click to hear Starmap
Click to hear Starmap