Elite themed cracker jokes
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I say, I say, I say
Q. What do you get when you cross an insectoid race and a Norse God?
A: Thor-goids
Q. What do you get when you cross an insectoid race and a Norse God?
A: Thor-goids
In the highly unlikely event that nobody else has posted this:
The explorers forum has had a thread running for quite some time now on exploration-themed jokes:
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=199002
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Why did I waste 17 page turns of my life reading all of this?
I have now banned crackers from the table on Christmas Day.
I feel abused.
I have now banned crackers from the table on Christmas Day.
I feel abused.
Wars have been started for less.
Q: How do you escape from the Chocolate Pirate?
A: Boost Boost Cadbury's Boost
A: Boost Boost Cadbury's Boost
Why did Arissa Duval leave her palace?
Because it reign in there.
edit: this one is actually triple layered (reign - rain - reindeer)
You know what they say? If you have to explain it then it ain't.......
No problem with that. If you kept a cargo bay then you come back with a few tons of Biowaste you could sell.
Q. What song do Hutton Truckers sing?
A. It's a long way to Hutton Orbital...
Q. What is the usual Canonn chat up line?
A. "Are UA Thargoid?"
Q. What do you say to a lonely Canonn man in a pick-up bar?
A. Have you listened to her?
A. It's a long way to Hutton Orbital...
Q. What is the usual Canonn chat up line?
A. "Are UA Thargoid?"
Q. What do you say to a lonely Canonn man in a pick-up bar?
A. Have you listened to her?
Q. Why can't I buy an Adder?
A. Because they're Zorgon, Peterson!
Q. Why can't use Cobra as table decoration?
A. Because they Fall on the Lacy tablecloth and rip it.
Anaconda visited Tesco for Liners. They turned her away: There were no Large Pads.
A. Because they're Zorgon, Peterson!
Q. Why can't use Cobra as table decoration?
A. Because they Fall on the Lacy tablecloth and rip it.
Anaconda visited Tesco for Liners. They turned her away: There were no Large Pads.
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Q. Why did Sandro not add another snake name ship?
A. It's a Loach!
Q. Why do pilots fly in Open?
A. Because Han Solo is a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder.
Did you know the Krait was in the game? It what you get when you don't land her...
A. It's a Loach!
Q. Why do pilots fly in Open?
A. Because Han Solo is a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder.
Did you know the Krait was in the game? It what you get when you don't land her...
I hate myself for chuckling at this.
Nah, those're called Yule WASPs rather than Christmas Crackers. [dementedGrin]
Did you here about Lou Bega's brief spell of Bounty Hunting on the original Elite? After killing four pirates he went for Mamba number 5...
Q: What is a vegetarian's favourite Elite Ship?
A: The Federal Courgette
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Q: What's large, yellow, armed to the teeth and adored by minions?
A: The bAnanaconda!
A: The Federal Courgette
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Q: What's large, yellow, armed to the teeth and adored by minions?
A: The bAnanaconda!