Elite: Training Wheels

[BL1P]

I suggest a feature whereby if you use weapons and modules when you sell them you get 100% back what you payed for them even though they are used.

wait no sorry... thats a stupid idea and would make your game too easy, Sorry just ignore that idea.

 

[Arjin]

You forgot the almighty Powerplay button which will be in release 1.3 all you have to do is click the PowerPlay button and the game will do everything for you! including the bonus feature, reach out and slap the wife mode!!

 

[xDreadnoughtx]

Well I think OP is being unrealistic. This is a spacesim dagnammit!

What will ultimately happen is that the humungously stellar proportioned pile of loot, treasure, stuffz and general entitlement a player has amassed will create such an intense gravitational field that the ultimate black hole will form. We are talking the daddy here. At that time this entire forum will disappear beyond the event horizon and not even the most energetic whine will escape.

Game over man.

 

[Minoo Minou]

But you have to understand that I am a casual gamer and my playtime is limited.

 

[Chazzie]

What! You mean I have to click the 'kill it' button? No, sorry - that's too much work - I need it to do that automatically.

 

[Tarman]

What do you mean? Just click "Install" and then mash "KILL IT" a few times. Everyone's a winner!

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Someday, grasshopper, if you ask, I will teach you how to snark like a pro. In the meantime, practice, practice, practice!

Have to agree, this post is by far the funniest bit of bitter ranting I've read in a long while. Much more vinegary than the next most popular brand. Repped for entertainment value; it's even better if I imagine it in a keyed-up voice.