Elite With Chuck Norris

[Cruis.In]

Most of you are probably familiar with the Chuck Norris facts, which sprung out of no where. Probably a modern day internet tribute to a guy who existed when there was not much of WWW (as we know it today). For example. "Chuck Norris created the universe with a round house kick."

I was thinking of Chuck Norris facts, with a dose of elite.

Here's what I came up with.

"Python's mass lock vipers

Anaconda's mass lock pythons

Chuck Norris mass locks everything."

2. There are 5 hard point sizes in Elite

small, medium, large, huge and Chuck Norris.

Add yours!

 

[anikaiful]

"It's not a supernova - it's Chuck Norris lighting a cigar."

 

[Zieman]

Chuck Norris didn't go to Sag A* - Sag A* came to see Chuck Norris, Chuck roundhouse kicked it so hard it fell into the center of the Galaxy and Great Annihilator fell off it.

 

[Limoncello Lizard]

........

 

[Raf von Thorn]

When cops scan Chuck Norris while hes transporting illegal goods, cops fine themselves.

 

[Cruis.In]

via Imgflip Meme Maker

 

[shiftyd00d]

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use gimballed lasers, they know better than to miss.

 

[ShadowWolf Kell]

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about fuel scooping. His ships run on fear.

 

[Cruis.In]

Chuck doesn't need Frame shift drive. He brings his destinations to his current location.

 

[shiftyd00d]

There is no point in choosing exploration as a career, Chuck Norris already discovered the entire universe. With one scan. Using a basic discovery scanner.

 

[SGTHACK]

More Chuck for the Buck!

 

[Skyrun]

There is no point in choosing exploration as a career, Chuck Norris already discovered the entire universe. With one scan. Using a basic discovery scanner.

With a SCB

 

[shiftyd00d]

If there are Thargoids, its because Chuck Norris allowed them to exist.

 

[Skyrun]

Chucked Norris won the game and saw the end sequence of ED.

 

[shiftyd00d]

There is one rating higher than Elite, but Frontier didn't include it. You can't say Chuck Norris three times without dire consequences.

 

[F1Racer]

Haha, this thread actually made me laugh out loud. Loved the one from Skyrun

 

[W4rSkuLL]

Chuck Norris eats asteroids for breakfast!

 

[CmdrDaymian]

I heard he fuel scoops from neutron stars...

 

[Skyrun]

Chuck Norris kills you in his Condor. Without weapons. In Solo mode.

 

[Mephane]

Chuck Norris does not hunt in RES. He hunts the RES.

We haven't seen any Thargoids in ED, because they have met Chuck Norris already.