Elite With Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can buy at a black market.
Chuck Norris can mass lock an Anaconda.
Chuck Norris has Anaconda paintjobs and had them since launch.
Chuck Norris is aligned with all powerplay faction at the same time.
Chuck Norris has discovered all systems in the galaxy. First!
Chuck Norris knows when soon(tm) is.
Chuck Norris can mass lock an Anaconda.
Chuck Norris has Anaconda paintjobs and had them since launch.
Chuck Norris is aligned with all powerplay faction at the same time.
Chuck Norris has discovered all systems in the galaxy. First!
Chuck Norris knows when soon(tm) is.
Death once had a "Near Chuck Norris Experience" !!!
Anyone can get Triple Elite... Only Chuck Norris can get "Triple Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris does not do press-ups, he pushes the whole planet down.
Lave Radio is Chuck Norris's inner monolog, yet the whole galaxy can still tune in
Chuck Norris played Elite before 1984 and never had to save his game - ever
Anyone can get Triple Elite... Only Chuck Norris can get "Triple Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris does not do press-ups, he pushes the whole planet down.
Lave Radio is Chuck Norris's inner monolog, yet the whole galaxy can still tune in
Chuck Norris played Elite before 1984 and never had to save his game - ever
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Chuck Norris doesn't even need the slot, he makes his own slot with a roundhouse kick!
Chuck Norris finished Elite!
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...structures-orbiting-a-star-near-a6693886.html
Evidence of Chuck Norris.
Evidence of Chuck Norris.
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We are all figments of Chuck Norris' imagination.
Many of yours Sandy, but mostly this one, make me think Chuck Norris is using CheatEngine.
Maybe he IS CheatEngine.
Is he the only one?
I'm pretty sure Aleksej has reverse engineered it to maximise his insane profits. *grins*
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Chuck Norris folds time and space by hand more than 8 times!
Chuck Norris said no to the Mamba and Krait appearing in Elite Dangerous
Chuck Norris' beard is procedurally generated
Chuck Norris has already checked out every square metre of Horizons landable content. All 223,795,366,472,000,015,958,016 of them
Kerrash "Squeeeeeees" only when Chuck Norris allows him to
Chuck Norris flies an Orca. Beacuse he's Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard is procedurally generated
Chuck Norris has already checked out every square metre of Horizons landable content. All 223,795,366,472,000,015,958,016 of them
Kerrash "Squeeeeeees" only when Chuck Norris allows him to
Chuck Norris flies an Orca. Beacuse he's Chuck Norris
The creation of the universe was Chuck Norris' idea.
