Elite With Chuck Norris

[StefanOS]

Chuck Norris still plays with his first Saitek X55

 

[Mephane]

Chuck Norris still plays with his first Saitek X55

Lies. He does not use a flight stick. He stares at the screen and the ship does what he wants.

 

[anikaiful]

He stares at the screen and the ship does what he wants.

... and if it doesn't, then he table flips the whole sector.

 

[ianw]

The Big Bang was actually caused when Chuck Norris facepalmed one day and accidentally compressed some unseen matter on his mighty forehead!

 

[EAGLE 5]

What do you call a planet that gets on Chuck Norris' bad side?


An asteroid belt.

 

[Bomba Luigi]

For the Permit to Visit Chuck Norris you need to punch every Person in the Galaxy in the Face.

 

[Renew81]

The Universe was created because Chuck Norris allowed it.

Chuck Norris does not care about open or solo play there is only Chuck Norris mode.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his sidewinder into a anaconda.

Chuck Norris once destroyed a capital ship by looking at it.

 

[KG_Jedi]

Chuck Norris bobblehead is restricted to sale, because it ocasionally does roundhouse kicks and breaks canopy.

 

[Ceeege]

All the hair in the character creator belongs to Chuck Norris

 

[Kayin]

Chuck Norris doesn't use Collector Limpets. The fragments collect themselves.

 

[StefanOS]

Chuck Norris can destroy a space station in ED

 

[tnxgalaxy]

Nothing escapes a black hole, not even light, but someone can ... Chuck Norris.

 

[Robert Maynard]

Docking Control asks Chuck Norris what time he would like to land - and at which pad.

 

[Lunchmoney]

Chuck Norris doesnt need to type 8 characters in a forum post

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Systems need permits to visit Chuck Norris

 

[Robert Maynard]

Stations are trespassing when they get too close to Chuck Norris.

 

[tnxgalaxy]

Chuck Norris has a huge cannon on one side of his sidewinder, and it roundhouse kicks when it fires

 

[McCloud]

Chuck Norris bobblehead is restricted to sale, because it ocasionally does roundhouse kicks and breaks canopy.

Ok I'll pay big money if we can get a Chuck Norris bobblehead!

 

[newman1702]

When Chuck Norris gets too close to a star, the star takes heat damage.

 

[JimboG]

Chuck Norris has no Rebuy Limit.

Chuck Norris has no single jump range.

Chuck Norris is never fully laden.

Chuck Norris doesn't need Ship Insurance.

Chuck Norris owns every ship in Elite Dangerous.

Chuck Norris drives a Panther Clipper to work. And handbrakes it sideways through the Letterbox.

Chuck Norris doesn't dock his ship. The station maneuvers itself around his stationary position, including rotational correction.

Chuck Norris doesn't request docking permission. The station knows better.

Chuck Norris has discovered everything.

 

[rootsrat]

Chuck Norris is DBOBE!