Elite With Chuck Norris

[Lunchmoney]

Chuck Norris is the end game

 

[newman1702]

Chuck Norris plays ED in offline mode, and is still able to destroy your ship.

 

[Iain M Norman]

Chuck Norris got a refund.

( Too Soon™? )

 

[Loudstorm]

Chuck Norris visited supermassive blackhole in middle of andromeda galaxy.

 

[Stigbob]

Chuck Norris makes vacuum explosively decompress.

 

[MikeSnos]

Chuck Norris killed off the Krait cos he hates it....

 

[Cmdr Snuffler]

Chuck Norris killed off the Krait cos he hates it....

In the style of Chuck....HiiiiiiiiiiiYA! *KraitSLAP*
Edit: I don't agree with violence of any kind, but that was deserved!

 

[JimboG]

Chuck Norris doesn't need to align with any escape vector. Ever.

 

[MikeSnos]

Chuck Norris is never mass-locked but Entire systems get mass-locked by him

 

[JimboG]

Chuck Norris created Matt and John from the Planet Creation Team, and at the bottom of every chasm a procedural-generated Chuck Norris waits for you.

 

[rootsrat]

There is no Powerplay. There is only Chuck.

 

[Sir.Tj]

There is no Powerplay. There is only Chuck.

Chuckplay?

 

[lilikin]

Chuch Norris created this thread to keep all the forum mods posting on here so they weren't looking at the rest of the forum??

 

[Jeron]

Chuck Norris put the "kick" in the Elite Dangerous Kick Starter Program.

 

[MikeSnos]

Chuck Norris is too good for Norwich City.... So's Jean-Claude van Damme.... In fact so's Alan Carr!

 

[EAGLE 5]

FD recently announced a new game mode beyond Ironman.

It's called Chuck Norris.

 

[goldgin]

Chuck Noris owns the version of the game used in Frontier's videos.

 

[Iain M Norman]

Chuck Norris has all the features in the DDF.

And GLP.

 

[MikeSnos]

Chuck Norris is never worried when his canopy's breached and is near Sag A*.... He just jumps, scoops, jumps, scoops until he can find a station where they can make it easier for him to see out again... Breathing? Pah

 

[Sir.Tj]

Chuck Norris is too good for Norwich City.... So's Jean-Claude van Damme.... In fact so's Alan Carr!

You just had to go there didn't you......