Everything's an Exploit

To the tune of Everything is Awesome

Everything’s an exploit
Everything’s a hack when you’re being a cheat
Everything’s an exploit
When you're playing in Elite

Everything is better when we hack together
Some have said you and I are gonna cheat forever
Let’s wing up forever
We're the same: I’m like you, you're like me
Assuming we’re instanced in harmony

Everything’s an exploit
Everything’s a hack when you’re being a cheat
Everything’s an exploit
When you're playing in Elite

Woo! 3, 2, 1, go!
Have you heard the news? Everyone rejoice
Life is good because of exploits
Failed a mission, there's a new opportunity
More free time for my exploit jejunity
I feel more hacky than a hacky Iraqi


Fly to Quince’s orbital beacon
With illegal passengers I’ll have to sneak in
Earning creds so maladroit, Everything’s an exploit
Suicide sidewind abuse
An exploit to win and an exploit to lose

Everything is better when we hack together
Some have said you and I are gonna cheat forever
Let’s wing up forever
We're the same: I’m like you, you're like me
Assuming we’re instanced in harmony

Everything’s an exploit
Everything’s a hack when you’re being a cheat
Everything’s an exploit
When you're playing in Elite

Menu swapping, mission stackings, we just named a few exploit things
Dismiss your ship, high waking
You know what's an exploit? Everything!
Slave trading, cop aiding
Pirate interdiction evading
Private groups affect BGS
Exploit items are the best

Diamonds, c-logs, they're exploits
Scans, plans, and bans, they're exploits
S, and R, and V, that's an exploit
Everything you see or think or say is an exploit

Everything’s an exploit
Everything’s a hack when you’re being a cheat
Everything’s an exploit
When you're playing in Elite





EDIT: This is a parody of the Lego Movie song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StTqXEQ2l-Y
 
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Everything’s an exploit
Everything’s a hack when you’re being a cheat
Everything’s an exploit
When you're playing in Elite

Everything is better when we hack together
Some have said you and I are gonna cheat forever
Let’s wing up forever
We're the same: I’m like you, you're like me
Assuming we’re instanced in harmony

Everything’s an exploit
Everything’s a hack when you’re being a cheat
Everything’s an exploit
When you're playing in Elite

Woo! 3, 2, 1, go!
Have you heard the news? Everyone rejoice
Life is good because of exploits
Failed a mission, there's a new opportunity
More free time for my exploit jejunity
I feel more hacky than a hacky Iraqi


Fly to Quince’s orbital beacon
With illegal passengers I’ll have to sneak in
Earning creds so maladroit, Everything’s an exploit
Suicide sidewind abuse
An exploit to win and an exploit to lose

Everything is better when we hack together
Some have said you and I are gonna cheat forever
Let’s wing up forever
We're the same: I’m like you, you're like me
Assuming we’re instanced in harmony

Everything’s an exploit
Everything’s a hack when you’re being a cheat
Everything’s an exploit
When you're playing in Elite

Menu swapping, mission stackings, we just named a few exploit things
Dismiss your ship, high waking
You know what's an exploit? Everything!
Slave trading, cop aiding
Pirate interdiction evading
Private groups affect BGS
Exploit items are the best

Diamonds, c-logs, they're exploits
Scans, plans, and bans, they're exploits
S, and R, and V, that's an exploit
Everything you see or think or say is an exploit

Everything’s an exploit
Everything’s a hack when you’re being a cheat
Everything’s an exploit
When you're playing in Elite

Byron? is that you, you old club-footed genius?
 
To the tune of Everything is Awesome

Everything’s an exploit
Everything’s a hack when you’re being a cheat
Everything’s an exploit
When you're playing in Elite

Everything is better when we hack together
Some have said you and I are gonna cheat forever
Let’s wing up forever
We're the same: I’m like you, you're like me
Assuming we’re instanced in harmony

Everything’s an exploit
Everything’s a hack when you’re being a cheat
Everything’s an exploit
When you're playing in Elite

Woo! 3, 2, 1, go!
Have you heard the news? Everyone rejoice
Life is good because of exploits
Failed a mission, there's a new opportunity
More free time for my exploit jejunity
I feel more hacky than a hacky Iraqi


Fly to Quince’s orbital beacon
With illegal passengers I’ll have to sneak in
Earning creds so maladroit, Everything’s an exploit
Suicide sidewind abuse
An exploit to win and an exploit to lose

Everything is better when we hack together
Some have said you and I are gonna cheat forever
Let’s wing up forever
We're the same: I’m like you, you're like me
Assuming we’re instanced in harmony

Everything’s an exploit
Everything’s a hack when you’re being a cheat
Everything’s an exploit
When you're playing in Elite

Menu swapping, mission stackings, we just named a few exploit things
Dismiss your ship, high waking
You know what's an exploit? Everything!
Slave trading, cop aiding
Pirate interdiction evading
Private groups affect BGS
Exploit items are the best

Diamonds, c-logs, they're exploits
Scans, plans, and bans, they're exploits
S, and R, and V, that's an exploit
Everything you see or think or say is an exploit

Everything’s an exploit
Everything’s a hack when you’re being a cheat
Everything’s an exploit
When you're playing in Elite





EDIT: This is a parody of the Lego Movie song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StTqXEQ2l-Y

This got me laughing...Great Job Commander, +1 rep
 
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