General / Off-Topic Favourite conspiracy theories (light hearted thread)

TheAntitheist Crusader

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O7 CMDRs, usually in off topic i get caught up in political and religious debate, not today, time to point and laugh at the world.

I spent far too long on youtube last night looking at random stuff lol, but here are the two topics that stood out.

Nibiru: yes, the planet x and nemesis stuff, hilarious claims that an unseen planet or second star (brown dwarf) are about to mess with our orbit and somehow stop our rotation, killing most of us while the elite survive having bought personal bunkers or spaceships. The most hilarious thing being that the woman who made up the theory said it would come in 2003 (she even told people to euthanise their pets in advance, which is not funny, but actually disgusting) needless to say it has been re scheduled for 2017-18 lol.

Flat Earth: needs no explanation, but i saw a claim that made me laugh particularly hard, "we can't get proof of a flat earth because the navies of the world are blockading the giant ice wall".

This stuff is comedy gold, heres the best part....none of the stuff in those topics was from Alex Jones or David Icke.
If anyone has some examples of world class stupidity, this is a great thread for it. o7.
 
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FuzzySpider

FuzzySpider
This is one of my faves.
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[video=youtube;7BC8UM7VLm8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BC8UM7VLm8[/video]

Although the other day Infowars did come up with an awesome one involving NASA taking kids to Mars.

[video=youtube;f9cgm1B7Rew]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9cgm1B7Rew[/video]

Thanks to recent cultural events, Infowars has become mainstream enough so that NASA had to issue a denial.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars
 

verminstar

Banned
verminstar
Flat Earth and creationism...got a soft spot fer those two especially but religious ones are a touchy subject fer many ^
 

TheAntitheist Crusader

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Arry said:
Err... they do go on a bit; don't you think?
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Yeah, if i try reading the whole thing, this fun will turn into danger of conversion lol.

Speaking of which, i think i'm suffering from a case of the Mandela effect, i'm certain it was Kit-Kat not KitKat, and looney toons not looney tunes. (insert X files theme).
 

TheAntitheist Crusader

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FuzzySpider said:
If you like flat earth, you are going to absolutely adore the time cube.

http://timecube.2enp.com/
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I just read the whole thing.......then it said "next page", i'm not going further this late lol, how much longer does it go on ?

Edit: i went to next page, got error 404 page not found......such a shame lol. Did anyone ever read it in full before the site expired ? I can only imagine that it went on like that till the end.

For further conspiracy laughs, please discuss: are they for real ? or for money ? I'm referring to any and all conspiracy theorists, i'll start off by saying that i think David Icke really believes it.....or does he ? The kind of cult following these guys get might well have made them a few quid.
 
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metatheurgist

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FuzzySpider said:
Although the other day Infowars did come up with an awesome one involving NASA taking kids to Mars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9cgm1B7Rew

Thanks to recent cultural events, Infowars has become mainstream enough so that NASA had to issue a denial.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars
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Dear God. How can I live in a world where people are dumb enough for NASA to need to refute that. Where the hell did we go wrong?
 

Necronaught

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Minonian said:
George Soros.
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Not really a conspiracy theory since there are several international arrest warrants, off the top off my head from Hungary, Russia and Israel. For his Jew trafficking during the war and his funding of illegal non government organizations that have undermined national sovereignty in many countries around the world.
 

Becks

Becks
Necronaught said:
Not really a conspiracy theory since there are several international arrest warrants, off the top off my head from Hungary, Russia and Israel. For his Jew trafficking during the war and his funding of illegal non government organizations that have undermined national sovereignty in many countries around the world.
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None of these countries has issued a national or an international arrest warrant for George Soros.

You can btw, check that yourself:
https://www.interpol.int/notice/search/wanted
 
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Hell Razor5543

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My favourite conspiracy theory is that there are, in fact, no conspiracy THEORIES, but the conspiracy THEORISTS are trying to keep that covered up.
 
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Robin of Spiritwood

Robin of Spiritwood
The best conspiracist in popular fiction is probably the Question.

Here he is, being interrogated by Cadmus. And he's completely serious: ( it's just 13 seconds )

[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SLlk0ROvcKA[/video]
 
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TheAntitheist Crusader

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I just remembered another one, does anyone remember when some people thought Trump was a secret democrat back when he was campaigning? Now there's one we all wish was true.

And revisiting infowars, when is Obama going to use those FEMA camps ?
 
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