General / Off-Topic Favourite conspiracy theories (light hearted thread)

Strangepork

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TheAntitheist Crusader said:
O7 CMDRs, usually in off topic i get caught up in political and religious debate, not today, time to point and laugh at the world.

I spent far too long on youtube last night looking at random stuff lol, but here are the two topics that stood out.

Nibiru: yes, the planet x and nemesis stuff, hilarious claims that an unseen planet or second star (brown dwarf) are about to mess with our orbit and somehow stop our rotation, killing most of us while the elite survive having bought personal bunkers or spaceships. The most hilarious thing being that the woman who made up the theory said it would come in 2003 (she even told people to euthanise their pets in advance, which is not funny, but actually disgusting) needless to say it has been re scheduled for 2017-18 lol.

Flat Earth: needs no explanation, but i saw a claim that made me laugh particularly hard, "we can't get proof of a flat earth because the navies of the world are blockading the giant ice wall".

This stuff is comedy gold, heres the best part....none of the stuff in those topics was from Alex Jones or David Icke.
If anyone has some examples of world class stupidity, this is a great thread for it. o7.
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We are ruled by 12 billionaire banking families. What's light hearted about this btw? ;)
 

Strangepork

Strangepork
Becks said:
Me? A totalitarian leftist? Ahahaha. I'm centre right. Just a bit closer to reality than you are.

As I've said, go to the website of Interpol and search the arrest warrants. George Soros is not wanted. Neither in Hungary, nor in Russia, nor in Israel, nor elsewhere.



Everybody knows that the earth is a disc held by four elephants standing on a giant turtle.

Here's the proof:
https://celinasbuecherregal.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/scheibenwelt.jpg

:p
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Are you a real girl Rebecca?
 
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