This is just some light hearted banter, please try to keep is so, let logic fall to the wayside, common sense has jumped out the window. So lets hear your "... why .... but" questions, there must be hundreds out there 
... why I have to lower my ship into the hanger if I just want to look at the configuration of the ship, or I want to change a bobblehead, or just look what modules I have in storage
... but I can get the entire armour of the ship swapped out, either at an Engineer or remotely, or even get this ship repainted/repaired whilst the ship is sitting in on the pad?
... why I have to 'pay' to get a module engineered with scrap I have picked up
... but if I change the engineering on a module I get nothing back? It's not like a lumps of sulphur and selenium, some wiring from a discarded Heat Conductor, and a conductive Component I picked up in space after I blew up the ship it was in will somehow increase my Power Plant by 26%. We know you and your ilk are trying to corner the market on second hand space trash, just admit it.
... why an Engineer makes me jump through a series of senseless hoop just for the privilege of them doing some magic with an photon screwdriver
... but if I grab a blueprint I can now get the exact same engineering done by any spanner turner at any station that displays a sign stating 'Remote Engineering Here While You Wait'.
... why I have to fly to an Engineer's super secret lair to get an experimental effect applied to a module
... but if my ship goes boom I can instantly get an exact replacement, right down to the experimental effects as long as I have enough money for the insurance.
... why I have to lower my ship into the hanger if I just want to look at the configuration of the ship, or I want to change a bobblehead, or just look what modules I have in storage
... but I can get the entire armour of the ship swapped out, either at an Engineer or remotely, or even get this ship repainted/repaired whilst the ship is sitting in on the pad?
... why I have to 'pay' to get a module engineered with scrap I have picked up
... but if I change the engineering on a module I get nothing back? It's not like a lumps of sulphur and selenium, some wiring from a discarded Heat Conductor, and a conductive Component I picked up in space after I blew up the ship it was in will somehow increase my Power Plant by 26%. We know you and your ilk are trying to corner the market on second hand space trash, just admit it.
... why an Engineer makes me jump through a series of senseless hoop just for the privilege of them doing some magic with an photon screwdriver
... but if I grab a blueprint I can now get the exact same engineering done by any spanner turner at any station that displays a sign stating 'Remote Engineering Here While You Wait'.
... why I have to fly to an Engineer's super secret lair to get an experimental effect applied to a module
... but if my ship goes boom I can instantly get an exact replacement, right down to the experimental effects as long as I have enough money for the insurance.
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