No, but this might happen:
My god, I need that..
I live by a river. I can get to work via that thing!
(My work isn't near a river, but that's a minor detail)
Life's problems solved.
Update:
My car just cost me £250. Lol
Alternator went.
I'm already skimping as much as I can now, with the exception of Netflix. I love Netflix. Life isn't worth living without Netflix. Lol
I'll keep my phone. I might try and install a newer custom ROM to see if I can squeeze some more life / performance out of it.
No take aways (except the odd fish and chips, because it costs less than buying ingredients for food somehow...?).
And I'm going to do loads of overtime once my car is fixed (on Monday), and look for a better paid regular job until I can go for a "real" job.
I'm still going on holiday. Lol
Of course, I could solve all of my problems by escaping in to the woods in Seattle, to live the rest of my life as a bear.
Google earth or the US government will never find me in those vast forests!
CMDR Cosmic Spacehead