First contact

[Wile_E]

Approach with gun ports open as a sign of respect. No way that could possibly be misinterpreted and lead to a cataclysmic all out genocidal war!

...only to stop the hostilities unilaterally at the last minute before our total victory, because our clergy thinks we share their souls?


"Hey doc, there's a Thargoid war machine parked outside. They'd like a word with you about the common cold."

 

[Blackness]

Flutter eyelashes and deploy hardpoints.

That's cheating that is.