Free FAS for bottom 10

0ldSkull · Mar 3, 2021

[VR] here_it_comes said:
If you run an ice cream shop offering 37 flavors and a handful of the flavors are only purchased by 1/143 customers, you would replace said flavors yesterday.

This is why we can't have nice things.

thelion · Mar 3, 2021

Speedcuffs said:

Don't worry old bean.

Owning a Cobra mk IV is like owning a pre 80's Skoda.

You know it's a car but something just isn't cricket, what what

Tatty bye and to you dear Cmdr, a very, very stiff upper lip, what what

thelion · Mar 3, 2021

Vedmo said:
That’s right, the free FAS should go to the bottom 10 contributors to the current CG.

Top 10 are closing in on 1 billion in bounties, they’re doing fine. It would be more of a cheap party favor for them.

Jockeying for the lowest single bounty value to turn in has to have challenges of its own, and bottom 10 are the ones who could use a free FAS, so make it so.

How do you know they are closing in on a billion?

Be you a mystic, purveyor of ancient texts or a snake oil salesman?

Which is it by jingo, what what?

Gauntlet · Mar 3, 2021

Top 10 CMDRs

~ 836,723,390 to 1,411,570,221

224,000,000 Cr

From Inara

rrobes · Mar 3, 2021

"A soldier will fight long and hard for a piece of colored ribbon.”

A free ship and/or an ephemeral top rank. It's all in the mind.

[PS4] Filthymick420 · Mar 3, 2021

Vedmo said:
That’s right, the free FAS should go to the bottom 10 contributors to the current CG.

Top 10 are closing in on 1 billion in bounties, they’re doing fine. It would be more of a cheap party favor for them.

Jockeying for the lowest single bounty value to turn in has to have challenges of its own, and bottom 10 are the ones who could use a free FAS, so make it so.

Using the FAS is probably why they're in the bottom 10

here_it_comes · Mar 3, 2021

Gauntlet said:
An exclusive, never to be repeated, FAS mk II. Slower and fatter than the original but infinitely saltier than the Cobra IV

Would've been the first CG I had participated in.

Vedmo · Mar 3, 2021

thelion said:
How do you know they are closing in on a billion?

Be you a mystic, purveyor of ancient texts or a snake oil salesman?

Which is it by jingo, what what?

Some Commander in system chat said he had an inside source with Sirius Security and was dropping numbers, I believe it was n3bslazorz69xoxo if you care to check yourself. No doubt a trustworthy chap.