Her : If you hate mining, why are you doing it ?
Me : The engineer won't talk to me until I do 500 tons, and then they want 10 tons of a mineral you can ONLY get from mining.
Her : OK. Then she talks to you. What will she give you ?
Me : The engineer ? Nothing. I don't want anything from her.
Her : So why are you doing it again ?
Me: So I can up my rep with her, so she'll give me the name of the other engineer..
Her : And that one will give you what you want ?
Me : Well, if I have the right stuff. This new ship doesn't have the firepower I..
Her : The one you just bought ? The super ultra ship you worked weeks for ? That one ?
Me : Yeah, I just need a bunch of work done.
Her : So your new ship is broken ?
Me : Well, no. But it doesn't work as well as it could.
Her : The new one ?
Me : Yes.
Her : So, you're doing something you don't like, to talk to someone you don't want to, to fix a ship you just bought.. so it works.
Me : Uumm. YES. that is correct.
Her : And then it will work ?
Me : Well, if I get good rolls..
Her : Rolls ?
Me : Yea, it's random, so I might have to roll a lot to get good stats.
Her : And how much does that cost ?
Me : It's free, if I have the right materials..
Her : And how much do those cost ?
Me : Nothing, but you have to find them, and some are pretty rare. So you have to do missions to get most of them, or you can mine and prospect..
Her : Which you hate..
Me : Well..
Her : And this will make you happy ?
Me : It should. unless they NERF it like they did my last one..
Her : Nerf ?
Me : Yeah, they decide something is too good, and change the game so it isn't..
Her : So this might not even work ?
Me : It will.. or should. At least for a while. Probably.
Her : Why do you play this game again ?
Reminds me of those tea towels you used to get in gift shops, explaining the rules of cricket.