[Fun] The Final Game WON'T Have ....

[Captain J H Buzz]

No Tribbles

WHAT!!! No Tribbles??? How can I crossbreed Tribbles and Trumbles to create the “Must have” pet of the Galaxy?

Next you’ll be telling me there will be no Harcourt Fenton "Harry" Mudd to distribute my wares.

 

[cadmonkey33]

"Warning, you are approaching simulation boundary."

 

[Sanderson]

Final game won't have massive backlash from angry crowd funders A feature some space games seem to be implementing into it's early access program.

(sorry couldn't resist)

 

[spookytooth]

A gynecologist instead of a docking computer

 

[Rog]

An aquarium for every pilot.

 

[Patrick_68000]

Some of them may appear when we have planetary landings...

Yes, the planetary landings will have many of surprises. Especially in the stellar systems unknown, to thousands of light years of civilized worlds

 

[cadmonkey33]

Poke 35899,0

 

[Anthony Jones]

I will not have

Sharks with frigging laser beams!!

 

[lysan]

Yellow submarines

 

[jhondidfool]

Visigoths
Pink hippopotamus
Walt Disney
Talking anthopomorphic furry creatures
Toenails
A full cargohold of lube to swim on
A tooth-shaped asteroid
Space pelicans

 

[Daeron]

"Warning, you are approaching simulation boundary."

This must be the best one of them all. Getting a message saying "you cannot go that way", is the very definition of anti-exploration. So you are an adventurous one? Sure, here is your train, now follow the tracks.

 

[Pappy55uk]

A Restaurant at the end of the Galaxy

 

[Schnittertm]

This must be the best one of them all. Getting a message saying "you cannot go that way", is the very definition of anti-exploration. So you are an adventurous one? Sure, here is your train, now follow the tracks.

Hey, you reach a system at the edge of space and suddenly several fleets of Thargoids appear, make you beg for you life for a second and pulverize you the next. Problem solved and no message involved other than go here and die a horrible death.

As for the topic,

no Perry Rhodan.

 

[Flin]

Hey the game have infinite potential.

So while improbable, the game may have the items listed.

Example, the planet generation procedure somehow created a mountain formation that looks like Modor. And and and the inhabitants look vaguely like orcs!

I can also imagine that David will authorize a developer to incorporate every item listed here as "surprises".

 

[Harrimon Hoxx]

It won't have -

1) A real cash clothes store for Monocles and Jumpers

2) A first release on a console with PC version to follow

3) Media hype

4) Hats obtained through pre-ordering other games

5) Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles with warm woolen mittens. Brown paper packages tied up with strings. These are a few of my favorite things

6) An intelliegence test for npc station pad announcers

7) An achievement for exploring the whole of the galaxy: "My friend visited every system in Eliteangerous and all he got me was this lousy T-shirt."

8) Celebrities jumping over sharks whilst on water skis

9) A procedurally generated coastline - fjords maybe? - etched with the name of Slartibartfarst

10) Marvin the Paranoid Android.

 

[Alien]

5) Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles with warm woolen mittens. Brown paper packages tied up with strings. These are a few of my favorite things

It won't have a spoonful of sugar, kids sliding up bannisters, chalk paintings, cartoon penguins and songs with ridiculously long made up words.

 

[OldGrumpyGit]

Hmmm

'My other ship's a Lakon Type-9' bumper stickers

Or how about just...
...Any equal ;-)

 

[shiiguns]

The final game won't have dreadfull arcady control scheme just like some 50mln $ crysis mod

 

[Helios]

The final game won't have Kevin Sorbo.

 

[Alien]

The final game won't have you sitting in a room ... alone ... at a computer ... lurking on a forum for an upcoming space sim game in development posting in a thread about what the final game won't have